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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

the 2010 episode of Party Down titled “Steve Guttenberg’s Birthday” is all the evidence you need to support the assertion “What this television show needs is an episode where Steve Guttenberg plays Steve Guttenberg”

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 12h

Bosch’s The Last Judgment

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 12h

Did they arrive in a U-Haul?

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 12h

It shuts down if your subscription isn’t paid up

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 12h

My toothbrush is actually private property, I rent it out and receive a nice little income from owning it

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The Hearse Whisperer @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 14h

I'm a single issue voter and my single issue is "do you want to feed my friends into a wood chipper", if your bitch ass can't manage a weak little "no" then get the fuck out of my face!!!!

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 15h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13h

well MY special magic book says god loves gay people the most out of anyone and that i'm allowed to huck a brick through your window if you piss me off. i'm not going to, I'm just saying i'm allowed

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 12h

Conservatives hate kids on a very fundamental level

ACLU of Colorado @acluofcolorado.bsky.social · 13h

Earlier today, the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments in a case about Colorado’s conversion therapy ban for LGBTQ+ children.

This will have wide-reaching consequences, as over 20 states have similar prohibitions.

www.cpr.org/2025/10/07/c...

Colorado’s conversion therapy ban arrives at the U.S. Supreme Court

A conservative legal powerhouse is challenge the law, which prevents licensed therapists from trying to change a child’s sexual orientation or gender identity.

www.cpr.org

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💀 Dreadward 💀 @edwardodell.bsky.social · 15h

If your moral argument requires me to vote for mass death to stop mass death, your argument is broken. The people pushing the button are the problem — not the people refusing to cosign it.

Derson @dersonhendorion.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks for being a single issue voter. You guys swung the 2024 election for Trump in service of the one thing that mattered to you most. And the result is that you now have the literal worst option for the Palestinians. Like I said, you’re part of the problem.

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worm adderall @wormmo.de · 16h

HELLO! I have created a little store online on the internet where you can purchase some of my art + design as stickers! My zine is also available!

I'll include all the designs in this thread - first up, animal comic stickers!

wormmode.bigcartel.com/product/anim...

$animal comic stickers price sheet - 2 sticker options - one with an osprey calculating refraction and one with a seal spotting you in the water$

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 15h

It would be the simplest thing for a sitting governor to say "I don't have to defend this position, I only need to defend the human rights and civil rights of the people of [state]. You need to explain why you know science better than the scientists, know medicine better than the doctors."

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 21h

Windows put this up as my desktop background today

Windows wallpaper showing a paraglider against a blue sky

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 22h

Anyway, I’m sure ending denazification in West Germany lead to only really good consequences

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 22h

Adenauer fired all the nazi-sniffers

A screenshot from Conrad Adenauers wiki page, the section on denazification and how he ended it in West Germany

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 1d

No one talks about how hard it is to make friends when you’re dead

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to Fun Suckers!

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s how JEB! can still pull off a win

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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 1d

Hey @massgovernor.bsky.social what is your plan when these “brave officers” side with Trump over you?

Governor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 4d

Safe cities and towns depend on the brave officers and troopers who put their lives on the line every day.

In Massachusetts, we support them, we invest in them, and we work together to protect our communities.

That's what Project Safe Neighborhood is all about.

Governor Healey at law enforcement roundtable.

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

It’s clearly a spiritual attack

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 2d

"how come they banned link when he didnt break TOS" so theyre currently engaging in a complex maneuver called the Reverse Singal where they're rewriting the TOS to retroactively have been broken. the team is currently hot in discussion if "he was black and mean to me" can go into the guidelines

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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 2d

No way the people prone to religious and spiritual psychosis are also prone to chat bot worship and psychosis. Wow you’re just telling me now for the first time

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2d

When my boss asks me to do anything on Friday

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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 2d

in robert benchley's book "JAWS", hooper and ellen brody have an affair.

in spielberg's movie "JAWS" the affair was left out because it did absolutely nothing to advance the blot. also no one wants to watch richard dreyfuss hump anything. ever.

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 2d

Nope

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