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Marty
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The tired boy. (he/him)
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Trump, his viziers & our supine media know that ICE murdered a woman by shooting her repeatedly in the face at close range. They know that we know this. They are counting on enough people being okay with it. Thus, we have a decision to make. We are extraordinarily powerful at this moment.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Starting to understand people who wear glasses and only use them sometimes. I don’t need to be seeing all this all the time
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Logging on
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Happy New Year! Today is also the tenth anniversary of Third Impact, which will be the focus of today's posts.
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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just say it's made in Belfast ffs 🙄
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It’s that time of the year again: the end of it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I was just alerted to the perfect joke
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Our pop stars continue to be both more accountable and more responsive to feedback than the editorial board of the New York Times
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:

“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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agreed all-timer line
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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And Teal'c, who did NOT betray the Tau'ri,
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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joseph and mary would have loved social media, the way they expected everyone to worship their child
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM