✨🎄chrimbo tori🎄✨
@torimartino.bsky.social
in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her
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December 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Jesus Christ AFC what’s going on over there
Complete NFC & AFC playoff scenarios going into Week 18.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Jesus Christ AFC what’s going on over there
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what’s it like to have a good special teams unit? i’d love to find out someday
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
what’s it like to have a good special teams unit? i’d love to find out someday
and then when i DO put the lotion on, i use a ton of it, so i have to put it on before i go to bed and then lay there like a zombie so that my moist hands do not deposit residual lotion onto my bed sheets
I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
December 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
and then when i DO put the lotion on, i use a ton of it, so i have to put it on before i go to bed and then lay there like a zombie so that my moist hands do not deposit residual lotion onto my bed sheets
improv comedian brad sherwood complimented my nail polish once he learned the nail polish color was called "i'm with brad"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
improv comedian brad sherwood complimented my nail polish once he learned the nail polish color was called "i'm with brad"
void week diet continues. though i did have a legitimate dinner, i did indeed eat a bowl of chips for lunch
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
void week diet continues. though i did have a legitimate dinner, i did indeed eat a bowl of chips for lunch
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Me in the press pool asking Aaron Rodgers about his "wife"
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me in the press pool asking Aaron Rodgers about his "wife"
sw*ft*es are hilarious. she’s not gonna see you white knighting for her on fucking reddit and think “wow, they’re so cool”
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
sw*ft*es are hilarious. she’s not gonna see you white knighting for her on fucking reddit and think “wow, they’re so cool”
please!!! why do they all look like blobs!! also make them funkier colors!!
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
please!!! why do they all look like blobs!! also make them funkier colors!!
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I know not everyone is into sports but I am glad that when I see ten posts in a row on here going FUCK!!!!! it’s not always about something legitimately horrible happening in the world
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know not everyone is into sports but I am glad that when I see ten posts in a row on here going FUCK!!!!! it’s not always about something legitimately horrible happening in the world
let’s not and say we did
The Bears really might just be the team of destiny this year, man
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
let’s not and say we did
should really watch bears/niners but i am literally going to go to bed at 7:30pm i think
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
should really watch bears/niners but i am literally going to go to bed at 7:30pm i think
CORRECT!!!!!!
Fox 32 in Chicago brings on a meteorologist with their audio due to a tornado warning, while still showing the Eagles-Bills game on a split-screen. (1/2)
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
CORRECT!!!!!!
Jesus Christ
Packers HC Matt LaFleur confirms that Jordon Riley and Kamal Hadden suffered season-ending injuries on Saturday.
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jesus Christ
LMAO he threw a goal line fade to fucking MVS with the game on the line and he dropped it i am cackling
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
LMAO he threw a goal line fade to fucking MVS with the game on the line and he dropped it i am cackling
the ravens just thrashed our asses but god if you can hear me i need them to destroy the steelers lmao it'd be so funny
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the ravens just thrashed our asses but god if you can hear me i need them to destroy the steelers lmao it'd be so funny
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You've seen the butt fumble but may I interest you in the butt sack
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You've seen the butt fumble but may I interest you in the butt sack
this is what happens, steelers fans. this is what happens once you've got to deal with Him
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
this is what happens, steelers fans. this is what happens once you've got to deal with Him
steelers fan friend of mine on the tweety is like "all jim nantz can think about is the sack record!!!!!" my guy that's all your selfish ass QB can think about either
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
steelers fan friend of mine on the tweety is like "all jim nantz can think about is the sack record!!!!!" my guy that's all your selfish ass QB can think about either
i'm trying my best to get all of Void Week off next year, goddammit. the fact that i have to work three days this week is dumb as hell
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm trying my best to get all of Void Week off next year, goddammit. the fact that i have to work three days this week is dumb as hell
travels, friends... chipotle?
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
travels, friends... chipotle?
venison jalapeno cheddar summer sausage my beloved
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
venison jalapeno cheddar summer sausage my beloved