Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
I repair household appliances for a living. If the house I'm going to has a camera door bell I always try to fart as loud as possible in the hopes it gets posted on line and I become famous.
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I repair household appliances for a living. If the house I'm going to has a camera door bell I always try to fart as loud as possible in the hopes it gets posted on line and I become famous.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
What if this is how we call forth Cthulu and the old ones, internet slop is actually a thinning of the veil to allow dark ones entrance to our universe.
“Closeups show human faces distorted beyond recognition, sprouting extra appendages. The bodies of what appear to be dogs horrifically merge with human figures. Happy holidays indeed.”
What if this is how we call forth Cthulu and the old ones, internet slop is actually a thinning of the veil to allow dark ones entrance to our universe.