My Zoe-Called Life
@tribadvisor.gay
i'm an easily distractable trans girl who flings creative profanity at computers for a living and basks in shitposts most of the rest of the time
🏳️⚧️ she/her, bi, poly
if you know me IRL you might want to follow me on something else instead
🏳️⚧️ she/her, bi, poly
if you know me IRL you might want to follow me on something else instead
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My Zoe-Called Life
@tribadvisor.gay
· Oct 13
I want my feed full of delightful trans shitposting/flirting back
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May 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The entire CDC lead program has been eliminated.
Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children.
It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed.
If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.
Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children.
It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed.
If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The entire CDC lead program has been eliminated.
Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children.
It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed.
If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.
Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children.
It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed.
If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.
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thank you president deals. without you any given item would not triple in price, which we n eed. for economy
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
thank you president deals. without you any given item would not triple in price, which we n eed. for economy
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i'm truly looking forward to being lectured and scolded by cis white liberals in 2026 about how crucially important that election is, why am I not so excited to vote Dem, is my lack of enthusiasm a sign that I actually support Republicans? Did I know Republicans hate trannies????
SCOOP: Sarah McBride and other Dems have discussed how the party must accept Ds with differing stances on trans rights to not alienate people
“We have to create more space in our tent,” she told me
An inside look at Dems’ reshuffling on trans issues:
www.notus.org/congress/tra...
“We have to create more space in our tent,” she told me
An inside look at Dems’ reshuffling on trans issues:
www.notus.org/congress/tra...
Inside Democrats’ Reshuffling on Trans Issues
Democrats are talking about how to handle transgender rights politically, after infighting and flailing over the issue in the last year. “We have to create more space in our tent,” said Rep. Sarah McB...
www.notus.org
March 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i'm truly looking forward to being lectured and scolded by cis white liberals in 2026 about how crucially important that election is, why am I not so excited to vote Dem, is my lack of enthusiasm a sign that I actually support Republicans? Did I know Republicans hate trannies????
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there's the Sarah McBride transsexuals and the Chelsea Manning transsexuals
Trans rights activists -- including Chelsea Manning -- are staging a protest in a women's bathroom in the Cannon building (a House building) next to Speaker Johnson's office.
"Trans rights are under attack! What do we do? Act up! Fight back!"
"Trans rights are under attack! What do we do? Act up! Fight back!"
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 PM
there's the Sarah McBride transsexuals and the Chelsea Manning transsexuals
I ate real food today for the first time in way too long and it was the best ever. I missed salt so much!
March 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I ate real food today for the first time in way too long and it was the best ever. I missed salt so much!
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Cis folks, check on your trans friends right now. I don't ever think I've seen this many friends in crisis. It's beyond anything I ever imagined. We're not ok.
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Cis folks, check on your trans friends right now. I don't ever think I've seen this many friends in crisis. It's beyond anything I ever imagined. We're not ok.
Barkus would like some scrambled eggs please
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Barkus would like some scrambled eggs please
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Companies with robust and effective DEI programs are more profitable. DEI enhances shareholder value. Period.
JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs are pushing back on demands to roll back their diversity initiatives
JPMorgan, Goldman CEOs Resist Calls to Roll Back DEI Programs
JPMorgan Chase & Co. and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. are pushing back on demands to roll back their diversity initiatives.
www.bloomberg.com
January 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Companies with robust and effective DEI programs are more profitable. DEI enhances shareholder value. Period.
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A scribble loved universally
August 31, 2024 at 12:53 PM
A scribble loved universally
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a sex toy so good, you won't be able to quit
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
a sex toy so good, you won't be able to quit
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@safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com @hailey.at
Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on
Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
@safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com @hailey.at
Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on
Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on
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It's extremely hard to convey to the average cis person just how bad the harassment of trans people on social media has gotten and how aggressively we're targeted, because if you've not been on the receiving end of it for years, you can't really grasp how relentless it is, and how isolating it is.
Since about 2018 it became hard to say anything about being trans on that platform without constant demands by clearly anti trans groups to debate them over our own experiences or prove ourselves. This was after maybe 2 decades of us using the internet to share our experiences with normal cis people
December 9, 2024 at 11:22 AM
It's extremely hard to convey to the average cis person just how bad the harassment of trans people on social media has gotten and how aggressively we're targeted, because if you've not been on the receiving end of it for years, you can't really grasp how relentless it is, and how isolating it is.
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Since Bluesky won’t act simply out of human decency, I’ll just frame this as “id never consider spending a single dollar on Bluesky while Jesse Singal is active here.” The creep’s gotta go!
cis accomplices — please help us keep the pressure on bsky to consistently apply its code of conduct to singal today. in matters such as this, your voices are of paramount import. we won’t be heard on our own
December 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Since Bluesky won’t act simply out of human decency, I’ll just frame this as “id never consider spending a single dollar on Bluesky while Jesse Singal is active here.” The creep’s gotta go!
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btw “just block them” is how you deal with 50 follower troll accounts not people that have swayed international opinion on your access to medication
December 7, 2024 at 2:50 PM
btw “just block them” is how you deal with 50 follower troll accounts not people that have swayed international opinion on your access to medication
achievement unlocked: used lube for plumbing (like actual plumbing)
December 7, 2024 at 11:09 PM
achievement unlocked: used lube for plumbing (like actual plumbing)
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TRANSLATION GUIDE:
hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
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hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
December 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
TRANSLATION GUIDE:
hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
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My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.
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okay, lemme try putting this in terms that the pearl clutchers use
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
okay, lemme try putting this in terms that the pearl clutchers use
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
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Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep
December 5, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep
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this is not a shitpost this is a call for investors
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December 3, 2024 at 1:37 AM
this is not a shitpost this is a call for investors