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@truezealand.bsky.social
Just a guy who pays people for smut
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Got this yesterday. And the first thing I could think of was Tangle trying her best to get in Getter Robo
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Got this yesterday. And the first thing I could think of was Tangle trying her best to get in Getter Robo
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A piece by @doodledipart.bsky.social
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A piece by @doodledipart.bsky.social
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
A piece by @doodledipart.bsky.social
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A piece by @doodledipart.bsky.social
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
You find yourself in a Turbo elevator with an unfamiliar life form
You wonder how she got so far so naked without someone raising the alarm.
Frae belongs to moi
It’s my birthday so I got assaulted by balloons on the other site
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It’s my birthday so I got assaulted by balloons on the other site
I need to imagine some ideas to use these two for.
I did have a mental image of Dominic swimming away frantically while Chloe gives chase on a jet ski.
Give her the Thrill of the Hunt and all that
I did have a mental image of Dominic swimming away frantically while Chloe gives chase on a jet ski.
Give her the Thrill of the Hunt and all that
Its 4am but it is still Sinclaire Sunday
Introducing Drs. Dominic Marlowe and Irene Marlowe-Braune.
The Spouses met whilst working for Chloe Sinclaire and are honeymooning on a research station (Chloe wants to see zero g sex)
Art by @norithics.bsky.social
Inspired by @jollyjack.bsky.social
Introducing Drs. Dominic Marlowe and Irene Marlowe-Braune.
The Spouses met whilst working for Chloe Sinclaire and are honeymooning on a research station (Chloe wants to see zero g sex)
Art by @norithics.bsky.social
Inspired by @jollyjack.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I need to imagine some ideas to use these two for.
I did have a mental image of Dominic swimming away frantically while Chloe gives chase on a jet ski.
Give her the Thrill of the Hunt and all that
I did have a mental image of Dominic swimming away frantically while Chloe gives chase on a jet ski.
Give her the Thrill of the Hunt and all that
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
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For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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On a whim I decided to draw server darling @stardustsvv.bsky.social as a Beholder based on a dumb joke and liked the result way too much
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On a whim I decided to draw server darling @stardustsvv.bsky.social as a Beholder based on a dumb joke and liked the result way too much
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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The Widgeteer has finally gotten ahold of Pursuit, one of her more persistent nemesises (nemesi?)! Isn't it great when a plan comes together? (The labcoat was an acceptable casualty.) Now, time to gloat!
Sketch on the Spot for @truezealand.bsky.social and @emberasche.bsky.social !
Sketch on the Spot for @truezealand.bsky.social and @emberasche.bsky.social !
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Widgeteer has finally gotten ahold of Pursuit, one of her more persistent nemesises (nemesi?)! Isn't it great when a plan comes together? (The labcoat was an acceptable casualty.) Now, time to gloat!
Sketch on the Spot for @truezealand.bsky.social and @emberasche.bsky.social !
Sketch on the Spot for @truezealand.bsky.social and @emberasche.bsky.social !
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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What do you mean that's not what the meme meant??
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
What do you mean that's not what the meme meant??
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I got this piece a few years back. Some intrepid explorers have landed on Planet Muffnar. They’re getting quite the welcome
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I got this piece a few years back. Some intrepid explorers have landed on Planet Muffnar. They’re getting quite the welcome
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
I got this piece a few years back. Some intrepid explorers have landed on Planet Muffnar. They’re getting quite the welcome
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I got this piece a few years back. Some intrepid explorers have landed on Planet Muffnar. They’re getting quite the welcome
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
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That fact that you're not 100% sure if this is satire or not speaks volumes.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That fact that you're not 100% sure if this is satire or not speaks volumes.
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You wanna keep on seeing more furry smut without interruption? Well, sorry, you gotta take it up with our dystopian capitalistic overlords.
#SaveSpeech
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
#SaveSpeech
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You wanna keep on seeing more furry smut without interruption? Well, sorry, you gotta take it up with our dystopian capitalistic overlords.
#SaveSpeech
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
#SaveSpeech
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
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AI users bleating about "prompt thieves".
A "prompt thief" is just the guy behind you at McDonalds ordering exactly the same thing; neither of you are doing any work and neither of you have any taste, because you're both at f**king McDonalds.
A "prompt thief" is just the guy behind you at McDonalds ordering exactly the same thing; neither of you are doing any work and neither of you have any taste, because you're both at f**king McDonalds.
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
AI users bleating about "prompt thieves".
A "prompt thief" is just the guy behind you at McDonalds ordering exactly the same thing; neither of you are doing any work and neither of you have any taste, because you're both at f**king McDonalds.
A "prompt thief" is just the guy behind you at McDonalds ordering exactly the same thing; neither of you are doing any work and neither of you have any taste, because you're both at f**king McDonalds.
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"Should devices do the checks?"
NO!
A PARENT gives their child unsupervised access to the internet; they are being NEGLIGENT.
Digital divices are not babysitters.
The OSA stifles online communication, not just the porn industry. It's idiocy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
NO!
A PARENT gives their child unsupervised access to the internet; they are being NEGLIGENT.
Digital divices are not babysitters.
The OSA stifles online communication, not just the porn industry. It's idiocy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pornhub says UK visitors down 77% since age checks came in
The site tells BBC News it believes people are viewing riskier sites - but they may just be using VPNs.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Should devices do the checks?"
NO!
A PARENT gives their child unsupervised access to the internet; they are being NEGLIGENT.
Digital divices are not babysitters.
The OSA stifles online communication, not just the porn industry. It's idiocy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
NO!
A PARENT gives their child unsupervised access to the internet; they are being NEGLIGENT.
Digital divices are not babysitters.
The OSA stifles online communication, not just the porn industry. It's idiocy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I propose November 1st as resurgence day. Halloween ends, and we all pick up the phones again. MasterCard and Visa, bare minimum, once per day. Every day. All of us. They are only hiring the usual number of holiday workers, this would frighten credit card companies. “It’s not going away”
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive