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Festive Francis Ford Coprolite
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Some fishposting, some silliness.
釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き
Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight.
Pacific north west.
**Now with occasional catposting.**
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13 Ways Carney has weakened Canada's climate policy:
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Solid analysis
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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They call it The Atlantic because of how much water it carries for fascism.
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."

🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Based decision.
somehow real and not an Onion headline
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Loving that the black highlights can be easily removed due to rushed, incompetent censorship work. It's a widespread thing. Students have been making the same mistake for years when covering the names of the true authors of the work they submit as their own. Plagiarism is easier now, of course.
If you happen to be looking for bad redactions in a large set of data files today for some reason, there's an open source tool for that.
Y’all know we have a tool for finding exactly these kinds of bad redactions, right? free.law/open-source-...
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
This is just sad.
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is the Christmas spirit.
“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks.

“Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!”

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Santas and elves rob Montreal grocery store to ‘give food to the needy’
Group called Robins des Ruelles later said in statement stunt was intended to highlight cost of living crisis
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is this included in the recent Peanuts sale to Sony?
You Gotta Be Fuckin’ Kidding, Charlie Brown
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What's an insult from film or TV you'll never forget. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC-A...
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Everyone looking at The Epstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some Terence Malick ass cinematography.
View from outside and below.
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Zohran Mamdani scares the ADL more than these guys and I think it's fair to ask why
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The kids gave me this one because they figured it looks like me. Twas tasty.
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
No! No!!
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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did ronald reagan effectively utilize decency by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in nicaragua
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
When the universe confirms your suspicions.... (We're all OK in the house if not a bit exhausted)
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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June 8, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of:

- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while

Almost never fails to be correct.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Officially skeptical of “red sky at night sailor’s delight” considering the forecast for tonight.
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This Zionist shit is vile. They want every Jewish person to feel unsafe when Palestinian rights are mentioned to make every antisemitic act as fuel to perpetuate genocide. People like Stephens don’t give a shit about the people murdered. They just use their fresh corpses as ventriloquist dummies.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

The Hanukkah massacre at Sydney’s Bondi Beach “represents the continuing inability of the government of Anthony Albanese, Australia’s prime minister, to safeguard the country’s Jewish community,” our columnist Bret Stephens writes.
Opinion | The Bondi Beach Shooting Is What ‘Globalize the Intifada’ Looks Like
When a slogan’s real meaning comes true.
nyti.ms
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today is laughing JJ jameson gif day, apparently...
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM