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Brianocerosaurus
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Boycott billionaires, sell their stock. Make healthcare non-profit again.
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Brianocerosaurus @tuzen.bsky.social · Feb 1
#inkscape #strangerthings #drawing #comic
[Stranger Things. Joyce] Will Baby - was Lonnie gave your college money to Ronald Reagan.
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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penultimatesmbc.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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theonion.com
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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jimbenton.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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cwgabriel.bsky.social
You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
🧞‍♂️
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
every day we stray
panel 1: a crudely drawn man says “Every day we stray further.” “Further from what?” someone asks from off-panel. panel 2: “GAHD” the man says. panel 3: “Nuh uh—I’m catching up to you lil turds!” Gahd says from the heavens. “Oh shit oh fuck” the crude man says. panel 4: “LANGUAGE,” Gahd says sternly. “Oh shirt oh farts” the crude man says, correcting his language and running away.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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steveve.bsky.social
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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jimbenton.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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asherperlman.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
6 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again." 2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree." 3. "But they won't want a filthy tree." 4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!" 5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!" 6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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xkcd.com
Bridge Clearance

xkcd.com/3174/
Comic. [Two roads with signs next to them. The road on the left has a bridge over it with a sign that reads “Bridge: Clearance 10 ft 6 in” leading up to a pre-bridge hazard bar. The second road has no bridge and a sign with a pole extending upward off-screen that reads “No Bridge: Clearance 46 billion+ light-years”
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
good question
panel 1: a man is lying on the snow with his eyes closed. “Hey, are you dead?” someone asks him. panel 2: “Ngh?” the man says disorientedly, opening his eyes. panel 3: “Am I?” he asks himself. “It would explain a lot.” panel 4: “Well you seem alive to me,” that same someone says, “but if you ARE dead I win a bet, so could you maybe stay still for a few more minutes?” “Yeah, sure,” the guy on the ground says.
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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housegoblin.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
we are not even a quarter way through this boss fight
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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deepdarkfears.bsky.social
You had a good run. An anonymous fear submitted to deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks!

Want to pick up some original artwork or a signed book? I'll be at Comic Arts Los Angeles this December 13-14th #cala2025

#comics #deepdarkfears
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM