Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.

Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...

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If you're in Illinois and:

- Palestinian, or protesting the genocide in Occupied Palestine; or

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Fixed it

I've been playing BoTW instead of scrolling during breaks to distract myself from the stress of moving. Today I learned about the lunar eclipse (blood moon) happening the day we start leaving. 🥲

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.

When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.

None of our problems will be solved or even addressed by putting the "good" rich people in charge.

#anticapitalism #wealthinequality

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

People are making hay out of how if we can call a body of water a new name, then why not trans people? But that is the point. They WILL call a body of water a new name, but NOT trans people.

#transrights #authoritarian #oppression

FYI, Amazon will no longer enable the downloading of ebooks to exterior devices starting February 26th.

Here’s a tutorial on how to download your ebooks off of Amazon. You can use Calibre (free software) to reformat the kindle books to be used on other devices.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2DQuRqn/

Planets & the Moon on clay. Finishing Earth today. My plan is to paint at least one of every planet to have available next month!

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs

I was talking to a child who was scared of butterflies. I explained flight patterns and how they are unique to each species. Explaining the reasons behind their seemingly chaotic behavior, helped replaced fear with curiosity. Sometimes fear around insects is just a fear of the unknown.

Optimists: the glass is half full.
Pessimists: the glass is half empty.
Me just trying to drop off my urine sample for testing: 👁️👁️🫱🫙

If you can’t find a human group TRPGs with insects is a great alternative.

Tits and Ass

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you. It is slowly draining your energy and becoming more powerful. If you are to survive, you must find it and chop it down once and for all