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TylerOnTheInternet
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Public librarian by trade. Rapscallion by choice.
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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social · Sep 6
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kennylogins.bsky.social
numbers station morning... @griph.bsky.social I think if you return a digital library loan early the person who gets "your" copy should get it with a passive aggressive "you're welcome" note on the first page from you. Just a little idea to make everything slightly worse. Cheers. September 13, 2024 at 12:01 PM
August 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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hannahposts.bsky.social
Here's some interesting fiddle-faddle from @merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster Merriam- Webster @MerriamWebster Hey ding-dongs, Iet's have a chit-chat about Ablaut reduplication If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.' tic-tac-toe If there are only two words, 'I' is the first and the second is either 'A' or 'O." click-clack - King-Kong Merriam- Webster Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster Ablaut reduplication is so pervasive it even occurs in phrases! Big Bad Wolf Live, Laugh, Love Tick, Tick...Boom! Merriam- Webster Merriam-Webster J @MerriamWebster This seems to be a rule we all just... know? It's the reason why these don't feel quite right.. hop-hip raffriff spot-spit flop-flip zag-zig Ross Rick Merriam- Webster Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster G Many brand names utilize our subconscious affinity for this rule to their advantage. KitKat Ziplock TikTok Yik Yak Tic-Tac Ping Pong Tivo
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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doggetto.bsky.social
My opinion has been for years that all personalised algorithms are evil and there should be a total ban.

No YouTube reccomendations, no Twitter, no personalised news sites. If you want specific information, look for it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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openculture.bsky.social
700 Years of Persian Manuscripts Now Digitized & Free Online
700 Years of Persian Manuscripts Now Digitized & Free Online
Too often those in power lump thousands of years of Middle Eastern religion and culture into monolithic entities to be feared or persecuted. But at least one government institution is doing exactly th...
www.openculture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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unburntwitch.com
God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
the Camelot shit is even funnier when you consider JFK barely did anything and most of what people remember from him was LBJ pushing everything JFK fumbled over the finish-line. like, if Vietnam didn't happen, LBJ would have absolutely eclipsed JFK's legacy forever in hindsight.
samthielman.com CHOAM for the holidays @samthielman.com · 2d
All the Camelot shit really broke people huh. You can’t just say a guy is a rich crank who thinks he’s smarter than everybody, he has to cut some sort of a tragic figure
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
austin @aparker.io every fucking year i get to the part of the forms where it asks about FUTA taxes and get stunlocked February 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly. July 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social I love when book stores use 'Speculative Fiction" to group sci-fi and fantasy. This novel speculates about a future where interplanetary travel has been achieved, but the human condition now threatens the cosmos. This novel next to it speculates "what if there were orcs?" July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
merritt @merrittk.com [1st date] (thinks) dont let her know youre a 1990 cracktro her: so what do yo- me: PARADOX PROUDLY PRESENTS J M S O D A E P N UNLIMITED LIVES OFF UNLIMITED MACKEREL OFF SADDAM FEARS PARADOX PRODUCTIONS!! GET EM BOYS!! April 26, 2024 at 12:02 PM
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social my buddy Lime Soda: Thanks for finally coming to see Cretaceous Warlock. I think your going to love them me: i dont listen to a lot of power metal my buddy Lime Soda: They may open with "Brontosaurus Coronation" entire band, in unison, wearing crowns: 🎸BRON TO SAUR US... me: how will i know August 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
eli yudin @eliyudin.bsky.social • 6mo DRAKE: you think you're sooooo smart, short guy, but actually you suck and im awesome!! KENDRICK: this is a song about how there is no hell deep enough for your soul. the cover art is a photo of you handing jeffrey epstein money [replying] eli yudin @eliyudin.bsky.social DRAKE: you said you do crimes but l'Il believe it when I see it! KENDRICK: a century of penitence would still leave you undeserving of gods kingdom. one of your friends said that to me May 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
just a year or so out from the big Kendrick and Drake beef, and I've finally taken the time to listen to Drake's discography for the first time. Holy shit this guy is boring. His beats are stale, he has like 3 rhythms max, and even before knowing he has ghost writers I can tell he didn't write shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
[To the tune of "HOT TO GO!" by Chappell Roan]
🎶Eenie-meanie-mynie-mooo
Catch the tiger by the toooe
Eenie-meanie-mynie-mooo
If he holllers, let him gooo🎶
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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pasquinel.bsky.social
A fabulous pre-code gag from "Wonder Bar" (1934)
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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roshanabraham.bsky.social
The important context left out of most western reporting on the region is that in Israel, "terrorist" is a racial slur
nkalamb.bsky.social Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 2d
60%+ of Israelis surveyed don't thing the abuses of Palestinian prisoners should be investigated.

84% say the IDF should get an excellent or very good grade for *moral conduct*.

62.5% say a 'terrorist' should be murdered even if they don't pose a threat.

www.israelhayom.co.il/news/geopoli...
Other interesting questions in the survey deal with the purity of weapons and the interrogation of soldiers. For example, 62.5% of respondents said that a terrorist should be killed even if he poses no danger, and 60.6% of the public does not support interrogating soldiers regarding the abuse of Palestinian detainees. 84% of the public gives the IDF an excellent or very good grade regarding the
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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pa.ulst.ar
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
Ray smuckles saying “this is completely a thing. Our every move is the new tradition.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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davidho.bsky.social
“Two Black women said they were denied immediate medical attention despite being minutes away from giving birth.

“The incidents, which happened days apart in different states, highlight long-standing disparities in health outcomes for Black women, health experts say.”
Black mothers in Texas and Indiana say hospital staff ignored cries for care while they were in labor
“It was really a horrific situation to be treated like a dog, or not even like a dog, like less than,” mother Mercedes Wells said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Andrew Joyce @andrewjoyce.bsky.social CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back" THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album. CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket... TD: ...to Hell and back, yes. CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition? TD: Well, uh CHOTINER: there's a return trip. September 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually "have to talk about it right now." if we can't be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don't actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa December 2, 2023 at 12:09 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Atrios @eschatonblog.com Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win [They do not win] Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista November 11, 2024 at 8:33 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
mr fella @prolezone how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit [quote-posting] Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024 Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta... 2:37 PM • Aug 16, 2024
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM