Tyler Urbigkit
@tylerurbigkit.bsky.social
Politics, history, food, music and dogs
Smaller waists and Patagonia vests.
“DOGE was just ICE but with ______”
If Dem strategists aren’t honing versions of this for the midterms, they should be fired.
My entry: spreadsheets.
If Dem strategists aren’t honing versions of this for the midterms, they should be fired.
My entry: spreadsheets.
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Smaller waists and Patagonia vests.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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@jamellebouie.net must feel like he ate the wrong mushrooms today. Jesus. Btw- I keep telling @thebulwark.com they should poach you. Love your work. And food.
what is happening on this website
seriously, look at this absolute shit. just unhinged insanity. hard not to suspect people who post shit like this are actually feds
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
@jamellebouie.net must feel like he ate the wrong mushrooms today. Jesus. Btw- I keep telling @thebulwark.com they should poach you. Love your work. And food.
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
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I was a kid once. And my biggest regret in life is that I never got a childhood without pain.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was a kid once. And my biggest regret in life is that I never got a childhood without pain.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
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Tom waits has exactly three types of songs:
1: I love you Lucinda, I'll never leave you.
2: Lucinda left me and now all I love is this bottle of gin and this monkey who helps me do crimes.
3: We are all worm food. WORM. FOOD. (I miss you Lucinda)
1: I love you Lucinda, I'll never leave you.
2: Lucinda left me and now all I love is this bottle of gin and this monkey who helps me do crimes.
3: We are all worm food. WORM. FOOD. (I miss you Lucinda)
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tom waits has exactly three types of songs:
1: I love you Lucinda, I'll never leave you.
2: Lucinda left me and now all I love is this bottle of gin and this monkey who helps me do crimes.
3: We are all worm food. WORM. FOOD. (I miss you Lucinda)
1: I love you Lucinda, I'll never leave you.
2: Lucinda left me and now all I love is this bottle of gin and this monkey who helps me do crimes.
3: We are all worm food. WORM. FOOD. (I miss you Lucinda)
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Had a dream last night: A NY real estate guy named Trump got a TV show where he fired people, then ran for president and won even though he grabbed women’s private parts. Then he used a Sharpie to alter a hurricane's path on a weather map and knocked down part of the White House. Really weird dream.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Had a dream last night: A NY real estate guy named Trump got a TV show where he fired people, then ran for president and won even though he grabbed women’s private parts. Then he used a Sharpie to alter a hurricane's path on a weather map and knocked down part of the White House. Really weird dream.
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The Malaysian government says it will pay the robotics firm Ocean Infinity $70 million if it can locate the wreckage from the missing flight within a 55-day period. n.pr/49NuqjE
Deep-sea search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 to resume Dec. 30
The Malaysian government says it will pay the robotics firm Ocean Infinity $70 million if it can locate the wreckage from the missing flight within a 55-day period.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The Malaysian government says it will pay the robotics firm Ocean Infinity $70 million if it can locate the wreckage from the missing flight within a 55-day period. n.pr/49NuqjE
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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I am once again asking white people to handle their Nuzzi/Lizza business in the privacy of their own pumpkin spiced brunch table and leave the rest of us the fuck alone with this poorly written bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
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The question everyone is asking right now is this: NYT had deep access into all of this in real time and reported none of it. Why? In consequence, no NYT reporting on this subject is trustworthy.
After Trump Split, Epstein Said He Could ‘Take Him Down’
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The question everyone is asking right now is this: NYT had deep access into all of this in real time and reported none of it. Why? In consequence, no NYT reporting on this subject is trustworthy.
“By Ross Douthat and Bret Stephens”
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“By Ross Douthat and Bret Stephens”
Gumbo weather. Okra goes in at the end.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Gumbo weather. Okra goes in at the end.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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I write my columns sitting in a New Haven café, eating waffles and lattés served by comely young immmigrant waitresses. Here’s how women ruined my workplace.
by Ross Douthat
by Ross Douthat
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I write my columns sitting in a New Haven café, eating waffles and lattés served by comely young immmigrant waitresses. Here’s how women ruined my workplace.
by Ross Douthat
by Ross Douthat
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