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Not actually a hawk-headed parrot but i can see how you might be confused
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
Once again the holiday season lasted about six days and the rest of the year took about fifteen months.
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Once again the holiday season lasted about six days and the rest of the year took about fifteen months.
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actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
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I am the Gizmo puppet. The Gizmo puppet is me.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am the Gizmo puppet. The Gizmo puppet is me.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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And then we scroll all day long through nothing but horror and wonder why our nervous systems are shot.
we have to be clear eyed about this moment and also make room for and celebrate the little joys in our lives or else we are not going to make it.
we have to be clear eyed about this moment and also make room for and celebrate the little joys in our lives or else we are not going to make it.
It’s not that. A lot of people on here post nothing but how terrible everything is. Like Elon Musk, they never post about books or movies or dogs or music or friends or lil jokes or anything pleasurable.
It’s just nothing but doomerism 24/7 and that kind of attitude spreads like a sickness.
It’s just nothing but doomerism 24/7 and that kind of attitude spreads like a sickness.
is someone suggesting we aren't going to win
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And then we scroll all day long through nothing but horror and wonder why our nervous systems are shot.
we have to be clear eyed about this moment and also make room for and celebrate the little joys in our lives or else we are not going to make it.
we have to be clear eyed about this moment and also make room for and celebrate the little joys in our lives or else we are not going to make it.
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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This bird with a gotdamn jheri curl been killing me since yesterday.
September 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This bird with a gotdamn jheri curl been killing me since yesterday.
Finally finished the first draft
It only took five fucking years
It only took five fucking years
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Finally finished the first draft
It only took five fucking years
It only took five fucking years
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Running really is great! While you're focused on trying not to faint from lack of oxygen, and on moving your legs forward (even though they're burning and feel so heavy), you don't really have the leeway to think about anything else
August 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Running really is great! While you're focused on trying not to faint from lack of oxygen, and on moving your legs forward (even though they're burning and feel so heavy), you don't really have the leeway to think about anything else
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its a duel to the death and she decides to pull this shit.
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
its a duel to the death and she decides to pull this shit.
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Personally I think reading old books ('classics' or not) is good, actually, as is reading new books, and you can and should read both, and not make a virtue out of not reading one or the other. Art is contiguous with history, and readers/writers should have an awareness of what came before.
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Personally I think reading old books ('classics' or not) is good, actually, as is reading new books, and you can and should read both, and not make a virtue out of not reading one or the other. Art is contiguous with history, and readers/writers should have an awareness of what came before.
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the type of shit Musashi would pull, and say something like "he who does not lay down. cannot shit the bed"
July 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the type of shit Musashi would pull, and say something like "he who does not lay down. cannot shit the bed"
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And so the pigeon spikes invented
July 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And so the pigeon spikes invented
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Makes me think of some birdwatching advice I once got: If it's a bird? It's a crow. If it's a beak with a bird attached? It's a raven.
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Makes me think of some birdwatching advice I once got: If it's a bird? It's a crow. If it's a beak with a bird attached? It's a raven.
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And so we dreamed the impossible… that Gambargin's Lady Oda would being cute.
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And so we dreamed the impossible… that Gambargin's Lady Oda would being cute.
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there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.
“Shame on you, @Grok”
“Shame on you, @Grok”
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
The AI slop accounts seem to come in fits and starts, i didn’t see a single one for months and today I’ve blocked like two dozen it’s madness
June 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The AI slop accounts seem to come in fits and starts, i didn’t see a single one for months and today I’ve blocked like two dozen it’s madness