burritosec
@unauthorized.computer
he/him 🏳️🌈 | cyber dude | and it only seems so strange right now
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November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
every Coheed and Cambria song goes like "woaaahhh mama cryin' in the rainnn nowww / [SIX PARAGRAPHS OF COMIC BOOK LORE] / mamaaaaa we're dyin' nowww woaaahhh"
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every Coheed and Cambria song goes like "woaaahhh mama cryin' in the rainnn nowww / [SIX PARAGRAPHS OF COMIC BOOK LORE] / mamaaaaa we're dyin' nowww woaaahhh"
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
I have once again been subjected to the PenFed tunnel at IAD
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I have once again been subjected to the PenFed tunnel at IAD
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"Adversarial poetry" as a universal one-shot for jailbreaking LLMs is the coolest fucking thing I've heard of in a while.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Adversarial poetry" as a universal one-shot for jailbreaking LLMs is the coolest fucking thing I've heard of in a while.
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it's not just that they're evil, though that's a big part of it. it's that they're fucking losers
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it's not just that they're evil, though that's a big part of it. it's that they're fucking losers
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Hakeem Olajuwon, sophisticated threat actor: “I am hitting him with the lateral movement”
I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hakeem Olajuwon, sophisticated threat actor: “I am hitting him with the lateral movement”
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Ah @cyberwarcon.bsky.social the only conference for intel ops research authored by the terminally online
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ah @cyberwarcon.bsky.social the only conference for intel ops research authored by the terminally online
by the way whenever I attend a hultquist con the power stays on the entire day
yes I'm at cyberwarcon, yes I'm wearing corporate swag
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
by the way whenever I attend a hultquist con the power stays on the entire day
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Anyways inbound to CYBERWARCON.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Anyways inbound to CYBERWARCON.
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Really great cyberwarcon talk from @wylienewmark.bsky.social @activemeasures.bsky.social
Learned a lot and laughed a lot
Learned a lot and laughed a lot
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Really great cyberwarcon talk from @wylienewmark.bsky.social @activemeasures.bsky.social
Learned a lot and laughed a lot
Learned a lot and laughed a lot
yes I'm at cyberwarcon, yes I'm wearing corporate swag
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
yes I'm at cyberwarcon, yes I'm wearing corporate swag
halo 3 announcer voice: "BETRAYAL"
I am unfortunately not cyber(warcon)'in this go-around-the-sun.
I don't wanna go anywhere. Any time soon. I'm tired boss. (Of traveling.. my new house is sick)
I don't wanna go anywhere. Any time soon. I'm tired boss. (Of traveling.. my new house is sick)
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
halo 3 announcer voice: "BETRAYAL"
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A couple weeks ago I moved upstairs to a different office so one of my folks could take mine (promote your folks and you can get promoted too) and they finally hung the whiteboard up there.
They know me and added my "don't make me tap the sign" phrase to the top for me!
They know me and added my "don't make me tap the sign" phrase to the top for me!
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A couple weeks ago I moved upstairs to a different office so one of my folks could take mine (promote your folks and you can get promoted too) and they finally hung the whiteboard up there.
They know me and added my "don't make me tap the sign" phrase to the top for me!
They know me and added my "don't make me tap the sign" phrase to the top for me!
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social you’ll never guess who i saw at the wellington zoo
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social you’ll never guess who i saw at the wellington zoo
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No, if you tell me that ten million morons go to chatgpt dot com to ask if sonic the hedgehog is real, I'll take your word for it. I just don't think that's a valid reason to put AI horseshit into a web browser.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No, if you tell me that ten million morons go to chatgpt dot com to ask if sonic the hedgehog is real, I'll take your word for it. I just don't think that's a valid reason to put AI horseshit into a web browser.
it'll be fine, probably
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it'll be fine, probably
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
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cat sleeping on a giant snorlax plush
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
cat sleeping on a giant snorlax plush
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so many of these AI partnerships just read like "yes we too will start to use this new thing called computer" with clearly no real knowledge of whether computer will actually be beneficial in that application
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
so many of these AI partnerships just read like "yes we too will start to use this new thing called computer" with clearly no real knowledge of whether computer will actually be beneficial in that application
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