Bingus, the Sage
@unclesheo.bsky.social
25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off
call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
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no wonder, turns out it's just a couple of faggots after all
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
no wonder, turns out it's just a couple of faggots after all
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i was told Bill and I had W aura
June 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i was told Bill and I had W aura
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
DYING
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Yknow that deextinction company that claims they brought back the dire wolf or whatever?
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yknow that deextinction company that claims they brought back the dire wolf or whatever?
makin gay little noises when i stretch
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
makin gay little noises when i stretch
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puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
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stepsiiiiiissss i told you to stop ovipositoring meee!!!!! you're so ANNOYING!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
stepsiiiiiissss i told you to stop ovipositoring meee!!!!! you're so ANNOYING!!
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Mama, just killed a man
Put a chud against his head, pulled by trigler now he's dead
Put a chud against his head, pulled by trigler now he's dead
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mama, just killed a man
Put a chud against his head, pulled by trigler now he's dead
Put a chud against his head, pulled by trigler now he's dead
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your ass is too big, your boobs are too squishy, and your smile is too pretty to be sad on a saturday evening
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
your ass is too big, your boobs are too squishy, and your smile is too pretty to be sad on a saturday evening
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yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved
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COOL BUG FACT: being ugly isnt the only reason ppl dont post face on the internet
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
COOL BUG FACT: being ugly isnt the only reason ppl dont post face on the internet
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holy fuck i just saw a clip of hazbin hotel for the first time and ADULTS ARE WATCHING THIS???? AND SAYING THEY ENJOY IT??? IN PUBLIC???? WITHOUT SHAME ?????????????
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
holy fuck i just saw a clip of hazbin hotel for the first time and ADULTS ARE WATCHING THIS???? AND SAYING THEY ENJOY IT??? IN PUBLIC???? WITHOUT SHAME ?????????????
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ougggghgg
i exercised instead of procrastinating forever
are u proud of me :3
i exercised instead of procrastinating forever
are u proud of me :3
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ougggghgg
i exercised instead of procrastinating forever
are u proud of me :3
i exercised instead of procrastinating forever
are u proud of me :3
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these squats better make my ass fat or i'm killing god again
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
these squats better make my ass fat or i'm killing god again
i wish it was possible to just manufacture ur own computer hardware at home cause the state of the industry rn is so fuckin dire
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i wish it was possible to just manufacture ur own computer hardware at home cause the state of the industry rn is so fuckin dire
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"why do you like older people" i don't want to fuck someone who knows what hawk tuah labubu benson boone 6 7 gooning dubai chocolate is
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"why do you like older people" i don't want to fuck someone who knows what hawk tuah labubu benson boone 6 7 gooning dubai chocolate is
these squats better make my ass fat or i'm killing god again
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
these squats better make my ass fat or i'm killing god again
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inject the fucking estradiol, shinji
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
inject the fucking estradiol, shinji
i can't even ough without getting bullied ;-;
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i can't even ough without getting bullied ;-;
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Putting a bucket on my head and running directly into a brick wall over and over until my demands are met (nicer bucket)
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Putting a bucket on my head and running directly into a brick wall over and over until my demands are met (nicer bucket)
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mamdani, oozing charisma: haha Okay you guys, you know the policy: only 3 rock/bug questions a conference. Otherwise I'd never get anything done around here!
Reporter, licking his lips nervously: Of course, sir, I just thought maybe once you saw *this* particular rock you might make an exception
Reporter, licking his lips nervously: Of course, sir, I just thought maybe once you saw *this* particular rock you might make an exception
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
mamdani, oozing charisma: haha Okay you guys, you know the policy: only 3 rock/bug questions a conference. Otherwise I'd never get anything done around here!
Reporter, licking his lips nervously: Of course, sir, I just thought maybe once you saw *this* particular rock you might make an exception
Reporter, licking his lips nervously: Of course, sir, I just thought maybe once you saw *this* particular rock you might make an exception