President Underpants
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Long Island Firefighters told ICE to take a hike it's so fuckin over
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Long Island Firefighters told ICE to take a hike it's so fuckin over
Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and says well it 's groundhog day
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
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From the assy knoll
Trump officially killed the Kennedy Center.
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
From the assy knoll
So much winning
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
So much winning
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I happened upon this on Instagram and I laughed more than I should have.
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I happened upon this on Instagram and I laughed more than I should have.
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setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one
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A few broader thoughts:
1) This election happened, period.
2) It happened in Texas, no less.
3) It happened even though Trump himself took an intense interest in winning it.
If Trump could cancel elections or ordain their outcomes, then why didn't he do that tonight?
1) This election happened, period.
2) It happened in Texas, no less.
3) It happened even though Trump himself took an intense interest in winning it.
If Trump could cancel elections or ordain their outcomes, then why didn't he do that tonight?
BREAKING: Texas Democrat Taylor Rehmet just won a *massive* landslide to flip a deep-red Senate district. He's up by 14 points in a Trump+17 seat—an overperformance of more than 30 points.
How did he do it? Here's our full writeup:
How did he do it? Here's our full writeup:
Breaking: Texas Democrats score landslide upset in race Trump badly wanted to win
Taylor Rehmet just flipped a deep-red seat—and gave his party a shot in the arm
www.the-downballot.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
A few broader thoughts:
1) This election happened, period.
2) It happened in Texas, no less.
3) It happened even though Trump himself took an intense interest in winning it.
If Trump could cancel elections or ordain their outcomes, then why didn't he do that tonight?
1) This election happened, period.
2) It happened in Texas, no less.
3) It happened even though Trump himself took an intense interest in winning it.
If Trump could cancel elections or ordain their outcomes, then why didn't he do that tonight?
Big question is does this make GOP act more rationally or more irrationally heading toward the mid-terms?
Whoa. Dems just flipped a Texas state senate seat in a district that Trump carried by 17 points. Not only that, but the win was decisive, making this an enormous swing. Plus, Republicans went all in to try to save the seat, to no avail.
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Big question is does this make GOP act more rationally or more irrationally heading toward the mid-terms?
Should probably get to the grocery store before there’s a big rush on food for parties for the NFL pro bowl game
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Should probably get to the grocery store before there’s a big rush on food for parties for the NFL pro bowl game
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A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
A noteworthy takeaway from tonight's Texas result is that the Republicans spent a metric truckload of money on this race. They spent millions more than the Democrats. The loss itself aside, this is a gigantic, flashing warning sign for the GOP's finances.
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Whoa. Dems just flipped a Texas state senate seat in a district that Trump carried by 17 points. Not only that, but the win was decisive, making this an enormous swing. Plus, Republicans went all in to try to save the seat, to no avail.
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Whoa. Dems just flipped a Texas state senate seat in a district that Trump carried by 17 points. Not only that, but the win was decisive, making this an enormous swing. Plus, Republicans went all in to try to save the seat, to no avail.
Damn Penguins almost blew it
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Damn Penguins almost blew it
Sucking so bad they might give us the first 5 draft picks this June
Let’s tank Rangers!!!!
#NYR
#NYR
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Sucking so bad they might give us the first 5 draft picks this June
So Bills new o coordinator was Drew Brees’s and new d coordinator is Jim Leonard? Truly can’t complain
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
So Bills new o coordinator was Drew Brees’s and new d coordinator is Jim Leonard? Truly can’t complain
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Former Tennessee Libertarian party chair @joshuaeakle.com notices how many in Trump’s cabinet/inner circle are in the files — and theorizes maybe this is no coincidence
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Former Tennessee Libertarian party chair @joshuaeakle.com notices how many in Trump’s cabinet/inner circle are in the files — and theorizes maybe this is no coincidence
More than acceptable
The Bills are hiring Jim Leonhard to be their next defensive coordinator, per source.
Buffalo poaches two Denver assistants for its coordinator spots, with Leonhard joining Pete Carmichael. Leonhard's playing career began in Buffalo.
Buffalo poaches two Denver assistants for its coordinator spots, with Leonhard joining Pete Carmichael. Leonhard's playing career began in Buffalo.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
More than acceptable
Partial existential crisis with no football this weekend
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Partial existential crisis with no football this weekend
With the additional Trump mentions in the most recent Epstein files release, the one thing that's never brought up by anyone in the media is that Trump bought a beauty pageant for minors while he was best buds with Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
With the additional Trump mentions in the most recent Epstein files release, the one thing that's never brought up by anyone in the media is that Trump bought a beauty pageant for minors while he was best buds with Epstein
Wonder if it’ll come up in senate confirmation hearings?
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Wonder if it’ll come up in senate confirmation hearings?
I know Bills fans were whining this past week about our owner, but Giants fans might want to get their pitch forks and torches ready
BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I know Bills fans were whining this past week about our owner, but Giants fans might want to get their pitch forks and torches ready