Patrick
unfiction.bsky.social
Patrick
@unfiction.bsky.social
Lovely little fellow.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE to chaperone a kindergarten field trip to the zoo?
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Recommending Balatro to my friends
May 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Gotta go with the Crusher sex grandma
May 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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i keep thinking about this
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Reminder
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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From the 1982 MDA telethon, I challenge you to keep the surreal dissonance of this performance of “Jessie’s Girl” from burrowing deep into your brain…
March 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I'm old enough to remember back in the early 2020s when the US federal government provided free breakfast & lunch to children at all public schools for like two whole years, and also expanded the child tax credit causing child poverty across the entire country from sea to shining sea to fall by half
“Childhood hunger in the U.S. is solvable. There is no shortage of food, only of moral courage. But it shouldn’t require much courage to speak up on behalf of kids,” writes @billshore.bsky.social in an op-ed.
Op-ed: Food and Moral Courage Are Needed to End Childhood Hunger
Studies have documented the advantages to kids, schools, and the economy when students receive nutritious school meals.
buff.ly
March 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Ahahahahahhahahahahahaha
March 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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They want the unreviewable power to grab people and render them to a foreign gulag.
If the Supreme Court ultimately agrees with what the gov't is arguing today, that the President has broad Article II powers that would permit it to deport people & there can be no judicial review, then literally no one is safe.
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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oh this is a big mystery
Gifted | Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put an end to Black History Month and other celebrations of identity. But St. Patrick's Day got a pass, and some are asking why. The questions come from the troops as well as administration critics. www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Hegseth's ban on cultural celebrations gave St. Patrick's Day a pass
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put an end to cultural awareness events throughout the military. But the Irish holiday got a green light, and some wonder why.
www.expressnews.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.
A Vaccine For Pancreatic Cancer Continues To Show Promise
In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease had no relapse three years later.
www.sciencefriday.com
March 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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All Chuck Schumer had to do was vote no. Come on man, just pretend it’s a proposal for universal healthcare
March 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM