John Kohn III
@unnecessaryneon.bsky.social
This cat has "attending Christmas Eve midnight mass" face.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This cat has "attending Christmas Eve midnight mass" face.
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Dear @marvelstudiosusa.bsky.social: Before Doomsday, please give us a recap of the story so far, narrated by Michael Peña's Luis.
I feel like everyone would benefit from that. #MCU #Disney #AvengersDoomsday
I feel like everyone would benefit from that. #MCU #Disney #AvengersDoomsday
a man with a beard is sitting in a car and says but i got the van
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car and says but i got the van
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dear @marvelstudiosusa.bsky.social: Before Doomsday, please give us a recap of the story so far, narrated by Michael Peña's Luis.
I feel like everyone would benefit from that. #MCU #Disney #AvengersDoomsday
I feel like everyone would benefit from that. #MCU #Disney #AvengersDoomsday
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 21st 2025 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 21st 2025 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
That was not the game I thought I was signing up to see, but it was certainly fun to watch.
Did not think the Bears were one of those Disney movie miracle season-ass teams, but maybe?
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That was not the game I thought I was signing up to see, but it was certainly fun to watch.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 20th 2025 (Hard), in less than 21 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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cluesbysam.com
Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 20th 2025 (Hard), in less than 21 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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cluesbysam.com
Yeah, I didn't see a farmer and that threw everything off.
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Was going to get a little Christmas shopping done today, but now I'm sitting around waiting for someone to respond to the error I'm receiving in a registration process that apparently needs to be completed today despite the link being sent out at 2:30pm.
Whee...
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December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Was going to get a little Christmas shopping done today, but now I'm sitting around waiting for someone to respond to the error I'm receiving in a registration process that apparently needs to be completed today despite the link being sent out at 2:30pm.
Whee...
Whee...
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 19th 2025 (Hard), in less than 7 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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cluesbysam.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 19th 2025 (Hard), in less than 7 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I think this solves the mystery of why the Grinch was so angry in the first place.
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I think this solves the mystery of why the Grinch was so angry in the first place.
Wake Up Grinch Man
Four Grinches and a Funeral
She’s Just Not That Into Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wake Up Grinch Man
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 18th 2025 (Tricky), in 05:20
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cluesbysam.com
Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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cluesbysam.com
Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 18th 2025 (Tricky), in 05:20
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cluesbysam.com
Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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cluesbysam.com
Something about the Oops All Reindeers layout is a little creepy.
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Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
In Chicago, a man on Facebook Live was following the Border Patrol north on Lake Shore Drive. At the end of the drive, a bunch of city cop cars cut off the man who was following and live-streaming Border Patrol.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Chicago Police Chief Snelling needs to be grilled by all elected officials and journalists about why the *Hell* this is happening.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
If he ordered it, if he allows it to go on, he must be replaced with someone who won't.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 14th 2025 (Hard), in less than 17 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Dec 14th 2025 (Hard), in less than 17 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
Just saw someone on reddit refer to Texas as the One Star State and it's so delightful.
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just saw someone on reddit refer to Texas as the One Star State and it's so delightful.
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
When I saw Kill Bill Part 1 in the theatres, the projector died after the Bride was shot. The next scene starts w/ creepy whistling & the whole theatre went from "is something wrong with the projector" to "no, this feels intentional" to "no, the projector's broken" over the course of about 5 minutes
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When I saw Kill Bill Part 1 in the theatres, the projector died after the Bride was shot. The next scene starts w/ creepy whistling & the whole theatre went from "is something wrong with the projector" to "no, this feels intentional" to "no, the projector's broken" over the course of about 5 minutes