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G.O.R.D. isn’t a name, it’s a frame of mind. At least, it isn’t my name. He/him.
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So it appears the far right have abandoned their conspiracy theory about the World Economic Forum being some sort of world-domination blood-libel plot now that they’re using it as a meeting place on the regular
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
So it appears the far right have abandoned their conspiracy theory about the World Economic Forum being some sort of world-domination blood-libel plot now that they’re using it as a meeting place on the regular
Re: what JB says below, I remember with Obama there were plenty of columns explaining the prize was sometimes “aspirational”, given to encourage future and/or ongoing work towards peace, rather than to recognize achievement in the field.
A hater with a better brain than T would focus on that.
A hater with a better brain than T would focus on that.
fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it)
"Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Re: what JB says below, I remember with Obama there were plenty of columns explaining the prize was sometimes “aspirational”, given to encourage future and/or ongoing work towards peace, rather than to recognize achievement in the field.
A hater with a better brain than T would focus on that.
A hater with a better brain than T would focus on that.
Best guess: When Trump thinks about “acquiring” Greenland, he’s also thinking about how Putin and the infiltrated”kettle green men” acquired Crimea without much physical resistance in that location at the time. I hope someone is pointing out how many Russians have died in the conflict since.
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Best guess: When Trump thinks about “acquiring” Greenland, he’s also thinking about how Putin and the infiltrated”kettle green men” acquired Crimea without much physical resistance in that location at the time. I hope someone is pointing out how many Russians have died in the conflict since.
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I think others may have pointed this out, but it may not be coincidence that the meal is chicken and broccoli. That’s the every-single meal, flavourless, much hated, borderline orthorexic diet male superhero movie stars go on to create cinematic bulk. Bet this appeals to corners of MAHA.
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I think others may have pointed this out, but it may not be coincidence that the meal is chicken and broccoli. That’s the every-single meal, flavourless, much hated, borderline orthorexic diet male superhero movie stars go on to create cinematic bulk. Bet this appeals to corners of MAHA.
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Sound on. This guy's cheerful-yet-realistic energy is best felt through your ear-holes, not via the captions.
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Sound on. This guy's cheerful-yet-realistic energy is best felt through your ear-holes, not via the captions.
Turns out this is about a completely different blunder from the one I was thinking of.
Gotta respect the classics
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Turns out this is about a completely different blunder from the one I was thinking of.
This prompt chain started with Richard Belsen then quickly decayed to Clooney and Bratt.
A celebrity crush that no one will understand…
Benjamin Bratt always did it for me 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Benjamin Bratt always did it for me 😮💨😮💨😮💨
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
This prompt chain started with Richard Belsen then quickly decayed to Clooney and Bratt.
Buddy I regularly walk 20 minutes to a theatre, and paid Uber to drive me 20 minutes to see The Secret Agent
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Buddy I regularly walk 20 minutes to a theatre, and paid Uber to drive me 20 minutes to see The Secret Agent
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Counterpoint: In fact, I do this all the time. I live in a tiny rural town, and the closest movie theater is one town over, I like taking my spouse out on dates, we get dinner and a movie and it's great.
So yeah, he's wrong.
So yeah, he's wrong.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Counterpoint: In fact, I do this all the time. I live in a tiny rural town, and the closest movie theater is one town over, I like taking my spouse out on dates, we get dinner and a movie and it's great.
So yeah, he's wrong.
So yeah, he's wrong.
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For your pleasure, here is a Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy hommage to Country Life by @roxymusic.co.uk that I drew, I hope that you like it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
For your pleasure, here is a Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy hommage to Country Life by @roxymusic.co.uk that I drew, I hope that you like it.
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I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
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Just published a paper on the complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir meme, the decade-old tumblr in-joke that continues to impact the public understanding of the ancient world. Paywalled but email me if you want a copy. 🏺
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Just published a paper on the complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir meme, the decade-old tumblr in-joke that continues to impact the public understanding of the ancient world. Paywalled but email me if you want a copy. 🏺
Resources that would normally protect the Baltic states from Russian attacks are being diverted to Greenland because of Trump’s threats,
which Trump makes because he agrees with Putin that Europe should be Putin’s plaything and that the Americas should be Trump’s plaything.
which Trump makes because he agrees with Putin that Europe should be Putin’s plaything and that the Americas should be Trump’s plaything.
Folks in the US still like to treat the whole Greenland invasion stuff as sufficiently unserious to engage with, but it is sufficiently serious that NATO allies are actively deploying tripwire forces to deter the US. That is *already* a political and actual cost to them, and to US relationships
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Resources that would normally protect the Baltic states from Russian attacks are being diverted to Greenland because of Trump’s threats,
which Trump makes because he agrees with Putin that Europe should be Putin’s plaything and that the Americas should be Trump’s plaything.
which Trump makes because he agrees with Putin that Europe should be Putin’s plaything and that the Americas should be Trump’s plaything.
Also: Turns out the falconer is hella anti-vax.
Great question!
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.
The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.
January 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Also: Turns out the falconer is hella anti-vax.
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JEAN KAYAK sells APPLEJACK – til the day the BEAVERS ATTACK!
TORONTO! This Feb, see the new INSTANT CLASSIC of slapstick cinema - fursuit fantasia HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!
ABSOLUTELY MUST BE SEEN with the crowd only Dumpster Raccoon Cinema can provide! FURSUITS WELCOME! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
TORONTO! This Feb, see the new INSTANT CLASSIC of slapstick cinema - fursuit fantasia HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!
ABSOLUTELY MUST BE SEEN with the crowd only Dumpster Raccoon Cinema can provide! FURSUITS WELCOME! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
Dumpster Raccoon: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS (2024)
revuecinema.ca
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
JEAN KAYAK sells APPLEJACK – til the day the BEAVERS ATTACK!
TORONTO! This Feb, see the new INSTANT CLASSIC of slapstick cinema - fursuit fantasia HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!
ABSOLUTELY MUST BE SEEN with the crowd only Dumpster Raccoon Cinema can provide! FURSUITS WELCOME! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
TORONTO! This Feb, see the new INSTANT CLASSIC of slapstick cinema - fursuit fantasia HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!
ABSOLUTELY MUST BE SEEN with the crowd only Dumpster Raccoon Cinema can provide! FURSUITS WELCOME! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
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I was never bored during Marty Supreme, I loved how tristate dirtbag it was, the cameos are a hoot (especially Isaac Mizrahi), I say check it out. It's entertaining.
Is it any good? I want to be excited for it, but by all the powers it is weirdly difficult to get hyped for a movie about ping pong.
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I was never bored during Marty Supreme, I loved how tristate dirtbag it was, the cameos are a hoot (especially Isaac Mizrahi), I say check it out. It's entertaining.
Her name was Lola/
She was a Shoggoth/
She was a Shoggoth/
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Her name was Lola/
She was a Shoggoth/
She was a Shoggoth/
The fourth picture, Picard with Flute, could be augmented with a set The Thing hands
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The fourth picture, Picard with Flute, could be augmented with a set The Thing hands
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Teens have moved through Titus A. And are now on The Mousetrap.
The teens on the bus are discussing Mercutio.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Teens have moved through Titus A. And are now on The Mousetrap.
The teens on the bus are discussing Mercutio.
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The teens on the bus are discussing Mercutio.
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
Sphere of influence.
Dammit.
Can’t feel good to see this if you’re in the Americas or in the Baltics.
Dammit.
Can’t feel good to see this if you’re in the Americas or in the Baltics.
Q: Back in 2016, you criticized the US being involved in regime change and nation building. You stance has changed on that
TRUMP: This isn't a country on the other side of the world. This is Venezuela. It's in our area. The Donroe Doctrine
TRUMP: This isn't a country on the other side of the world. This is Venezuela. It's in our area. The Donroe Doctrine
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sphere of influence.
Dammit.
Can’t feel good to see this if you’re in the Americas or in the Baltics.
Dammit.
Can’t feel good to see this if you’re in the Americas or in the Baltics.