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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 6h

a raccoon is praying with its hands folded and the words `` good , good '' written on the bottom .

Alt: A devious, grinning raccoon steeples it's fingers and the words "good, good" appear on the bottom.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 7h

Everything bagel, shmear, Danish lox, jalapenos, sliced shallots, squeeze of lemon. Capers maybe.

That's delicious whether New Yorkers like it or not.

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 7h

He's shirtless, wearing black wraparound sunglasses, combat boots, and an ankle-length black trench coat. I had to take a moment and consider, "Did Firestone just teleport me into The Matrix?"

"...because if so, I need to return these tires immediately."

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 7h

I just had a profoundly surreal experience.

I just got new tires put on my car, and as I'm pulling out of the parking lot, the playlist puts on some late 90s industrial music (yes, I'm cool like that). Right as the beat drops, a guy appears seemingly from nowhere on the side of the road.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 12h

I drink my whiskey neat because FUCK ICE

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 12h

Oxford uppers on sneaker soles are a crime against all the gods and nature itself. It is the most mid-level salesperson shoe in existence and it must be stopped.

A marketing photo of a brown leather oxford upper with faux-wingtip broguing attached to a white lugged sneaker sole. I do not support the death penalty for anyone except the person who created this style of shoe.

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 14h

For the last month and a half or so, I rededicated myself to becoming a gym rat. I stayed exactly the same weight for most of it. Over the last week I dropped four pounds despite doing nothing different. Bodies are weird.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 14h

I went with

Gross
Old
Pedophiles

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Eric Goldman @ericgoldman.bsky.social · 15h

"The message is clear: Texas A&M does not permit teaching LGBT topics. Politicians, not professors, decide what is taught in Texas classrooms. Anyone who crosses this line may be fired on flimsy pretext"

www.chronicle.com/article/why-...

Why I Withdrew From My Dream Job

At Texas A&M, politicians, not professors, decide what is taught in classrooms.

www.chronicle.com

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 15h

BREAKING: Extremist pervert makes accusations in a mirror.

www.chron.com/politics/art...

Texas AG declares war on popular app after Charlie Kirk shooting

Paxton's new enemy? A chat app full of teens and memes.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 23h

I love that this is a totally organic mind meld where everyone spontaneously agreed on a ridiculous theme. Great work, PDX.

dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 1d

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 23h

NWA released two albums as a group and over a dozen albums about each other.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 23h

Kendrick wasn't even involved in this and he still posted the W. Truly an unmatched set of self-owns from Drake.

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Ben I can barely even get Fedora to boot properly.

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

I think I was at that party

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Alfhogs.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans in Risarray.

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Good. We're back to repeal and replace. That replacement plan should be looking real sweet now that they've had a complete calendar decade and a half to draw it up.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."

The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

I made these pumpkin muffins last week and everyone loved them.

sallysbakingaddiction.com/pumpkin-chee...

Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins - Sally's Baking

These pumpkin cream cheese muffins combine spiced pumpkin muffins with cream cheese filling. Top the muffins with brown sugar crumb topping!

sallysbakingaddiction.com

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

It's not too late to not find out.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

A pair of stills from The Boondocks episode where Uncle Ruckus goes to White Heaven and gets turned into (back into?) a blond white man.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Nazi Downs Syndrome Fat JD Vance standing in front of a fucking Sonnenrad, yes. I believe that to be the case. The level of brain rot here is frankly impressive. Memes within memes. Also, I think the context implies that all of these people are dead?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely I think the answer is no.

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The worst person you know @postingposter.bsky.social · 1d

Summarized: "Even if everything Drake complains about is true, he still doesn't get to sue a record label because another rapper hurt his feelings."

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

NEW: Federal judge dismisses Drake's defamation case against Kendrick Lamar storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The issue in this case is whether "Not Like Us" can reasonably be understood to convey as a factual matter that Drake is a pedophile or that he has engaged in sexual relations with minors. In light of the overall context in which the statements in the Recording were made, the Court holds that it cannot.