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First the Earth cooled, then I had lunch.
If I wanted to emigrate to the U.S., I would avoid the method that violates the emoluments clause because I would want my visa to be valid after the current regime ends.
so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If I wanted to emigrate to the U.S., I would avoid the method that violates the emoluments clause because I would want my visa to be valid after the current regime ends.
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
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Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.
Maybe they think "Play It Again, Sam" (the 1972 Woody Allen film) is part of the Casablanca extended universe.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Maybe they think "Play It Again, Sam" (the 1972 Woody Allen film) is part of the Casablanca extended universe.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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Heads up losers, immigrants are cool actually.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Heads up losers, immigrants are cool actually.
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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The dictator granted a friendly interview to the compromised media organization that bribed him. They edited out his most incendiary comments and presented a sanitized version of the dear leader to sell him to a nation wildly disapproving of his abuse of the rule of law.
- Trump on CBS, summarized
- Trump on CBS, summarized
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The dictator granted a friendly interview to the compromised media organization that bribed him. They edited out his most incendiary comments and presented a sanitized version of the dear leader to sell him to a nation wildly disapproving of his abuse of the rule of law.
- Trump on CBS, summarized
- Trump on CBS, summarized
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This checks out.
White House Makeover - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This checks out.
“Tested”? This is at least the third time since the ceasefire was announced that Israel bombed Gaza and Hamas shot at Israeli soldiers. What does it take before they use the word “broken”?
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Tested”? This is at least the third time since the ceasefire was announced that Israel bombed Gaza and Hamas shot at Israeli soldiers. What does it take before they use the word “broken”?
Trump wants the U.S. military to move back to using steam-powered catapults. #25thAmendmentNow
Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Trump wants the U.S. military to move back to using steam-powered catapults. #25thAmendmentNow
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Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.
I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.
I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
HOW MANY YEMENIS, IRANIANS, AND VENEZUELANS DOES HE HAVE TO MURDER BEFORE THEY GIVE HIM THE PEACE PRIZE?!?!
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
HOW MANY YEMENIS, IRANIANS, AND VENEZUELANS DOES HE HAVE TO MURDER BEFORE THEY GIVE HIM THE PEACE PRIZE?!?!
Scott Bessent: "Mr. President, I looked into that idea we discussed and I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a legal way for us to minting a Trump coin. The bad news is..." [pulls a pistol out of his briefcase]
"(b)United States currency has the inscription “In God We Trust” in a place the Secretary decides is appropriate. Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. The name of the individual shall be inscribed below the portrait."
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Scott Bessent: "Mr. President, I looked into that idea we discussed and I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a legal way for us to minting a Trump coin. The bad news is..." [pulls a pistol out of his briefcase]
Sure, why not? It's not like this Trump guy already has a job.
Trump: My plan calls for the creation of a new international oversight body. The board of peace… it will be headed by a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump… everybody wants to be on it now. They named me and everyone wanted to be on it.
September 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sure, why not? It's not like this Trump guy already has a job.
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I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
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In the last 24 hours, Trump gave a rambling speech about a medical issue that he knows nothing about in a clear attempt to inform the world that he is a fucking idiot. Then, in case the whole world didn't get the message, he gave another rambling demented speech to the UN.
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In the last 24 hours, Trump gave a rambling speech about a medical issue that he knows nothing about in a clear attempt to inform the world that he is a fucking idiot. Then, in case the whole world didn't get the message, he gave another rambling demented speech to the UN.
I think the biggest tell of Trump’s mental decline is there are no quiet parts. He says everything he is thinking out loud, no matter how demented.
Yesterday, Air Force One: Trump said the quiet part out loud…
He threatened to yank broadcast licenses from networks that criticize him.
“They’re giving me all this bad press, and they’re getting a license. I would think maybe their license should be taken away.”
He threatened to yank broadcast licenses from networks that criticize him.
“They’re giving me all this bad press, and they’re getting a license. I would think maybe their license should be taken away.”
September 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I think the biggest tell of Trump’s mental decline is there are no quiet parts. He says everything he is thinking out loud, no matter how demented.
are they just doing this so people will have something to topple later?
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
are they just doing this so people will have something to topple later?
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind