Vanessa Newton-Wade
vanessabruell.bsky.social
Vanessa Newton-Wade
@vanessabruell.bsky.social
Oboe | cor anglais | former librarian | she/her 🦻
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For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...
Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces
Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.
aftermath.site
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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“People may forget what you said, people may forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” Maya Angelou

How we make others feel about themselves really matters. It’s the smallest moments that often stay with us the longest.

🧡

#kindness

Art by joyfulsmolthings
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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Apologies in advance, but I’m going to spam this all week, my goal is to try to get 100 people to tip, I really need the support right now. All help, even just a share, will help. Have a wonderful week everybody 🫶🏼💗
#Kikorangi
#CrossStitch
#NZ
Tip my Ko-Fi $25NZD or more before Mon 19th Jan at 10.00am & you’ll go in the draw to win my ‘Green Girl’ Cross Stitch (78.5cm x 70cm unframed). Almost a year of daily work to finish. Please share widely, I need as many supporters as possible.
#Kikorangi
#CrossStitch

ko-fi.com/ciaraaxstitch
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.

Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This is delightfully delicious. Read the alt text to be transported ☀️
Thank you for reading my very long promotion bits. I really appreciate it.

Here's a picture of the beach. It's very beachy. If you look very hard, you can see two very adorable small humans trying to empty the sea. Possibly the cutest thing I've seen in years. (More in alt text😊)
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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What morons advised Fire and Emergency NZ that this was the way to address industrial action?

Regardless of the rights or wrongs of the specific grievances, this industrial action was legal and properly notified to FENZ.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Here he is!

Reskeet with the most recent pic of your pet.
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My kids play a game where we all yell “cheese car!” And I’ve never seen so many yellow cars 😂 We used to do free hits on the yellow fire hydrant plates as kids 🤷‍♀️
In the car today with my son, age 20!, & he punched me on the shoulder & shouted ‘yellow car no return’, a game we hadn’t played in years

Got thinking about all the other stuff we used to notice & exclaim when they kids were younger

Reminded me of this. Don't stop noticing x

#poetry
#poemoftheday
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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In the eternal struggle between kakapo and towel, the towel remain triumphant. Towels left in the wild by careless hitchhikers are a contributor to the kakapo's dwindling numbers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnj...
Kakapo: Crazy Moss Chickens
YouTube video by Dunedin Wildlife Hospital
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Another seasonal hashtag to follow-almost as much fun as #SecretSantaAoNz . Delightful!
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The number of British programs where they mention they lost someone due to Covid. I think New Zealanders totally underestimate how lucky (and well managed) we were. The still loud antivax voice/Covid deniers doesn't help. Much harder to deny Covid exists when everyone knows someone who lost someone.
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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“We ought to be tripling disability related allowances, making Total Mobility 100% funded, and providing a range of state housing options. We could also implement accessibility legislation, make employment-related funding more easily accessible, and reduce prescription fees” - Dr Bex #nzpol
Disability, Material Hardship, and Data
New research shows clear links and a raft of possibilities for change
open.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I appreciate this graphic issued by the NZ Central Sikh Association in response to the Destiny racists for its inspiring message of anti-discrimination, mutual aid and unity across ethnic & faith communities, and also its subtle reminder that Sikhs are known badasses so why would you fuck with them.
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Starting my day watching #SecretSantaAoNZ opening day! I’m not playing but love seeing the kindness and cheer 😍
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Just heard Anna Coddington singing Purea Nei on the radio. I is one of my favourite songs and Anna sings it so beautifully. She was in one of my te reo Māorii classes and would take the lead when we sang it in class
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWw...
Anna Coddington 'Purea Nei'
YouTube video by RNZ
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Oboist: the cup is full of hopes and dreams (i.e. reeds)
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Deep sea marine biologist: I sent the cup into the abyss where it was crushed to a half it’s former size and now I have a tiny cup
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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Noted for future reference.

BlueSky has a town crier.

BlueSky is complete.
Erm, I think it was me…
November 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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When you see disabled people and assume they have “special needs,” rather than human needs,
you devalue and dehumanize disabled people.
You equate disabled people with being a burden.
Disabled people are not a burden.
January 29, 2024 at 7:34 PM
👋 kia ora Aotearoa Tweeps! I was a lurker over there-lovely to see so many here 😀
December 21, 2023 at 7:05 AM