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Anthony Vangeli
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🤌 Bi AF He/Him
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no I didn’t vomit on myself, this lime scented deodorant just didn’t agree with my body and I’m reluctantly living with the smell for the rest of the workday thank you
“i just asked chatgp-“

you keep that to yourself forever, bye
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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CHAPTER 11 FURNITURE:
MATTRESSES AND
MATTRESSES AND
MATTRESSES
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
*slaps top of tv*

this baby can fit so many “please call despicable politician and tell them to stop being despicable” ads in it!
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
big trucks are fucking ridiculous but we don’t need folks here rolling coal in jettas either, please
July 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
happy pride! lots of lgbtq+ folks being aggressively biphobic lately what’s up with that
June 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
meek row wah vay
May 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
when there’s zero visibility on the road, slow down and turn your fucking lights on thx babes
April 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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showing up to work during the fall of the empire
March 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
binge watched all of severance nonstop and it was worth it tyvm
March 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
biblically accurate fka twigs
FKA twigs - Striptease
YouTube video by FKA twigs
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
no no, don’t say you know some good drum ‘n’ bass only to play dubstep. such disrespect. it doesn’t feel like pre-9/11 in here and you’re being judged significantly.
January 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Silo is baaaaaaaaaack hell yeah
November 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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THE SUBSTANCE - or, the horror of losing oneself- the vertigo of surface- the betrayal of the flesh… precise, pulsating, humorous, relentless and switching nimbly from pathos to terror and laughter.
November 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
THE SUBSTANCE
November 3, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Hearing test on AirPods is cool, one of my ears has reduced sensitivity to high frequencies and it charted that out as expected. Was hoping to use it to slightly correct media playback for more accurate stereo imaging but the hearing loss needs to be mild to severe to enable it. Oh well. Yay?
October 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
y’all should step outside if you’re up north
October 10, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Some of the Dem pet-eating memes are indistinguishable from the GOP pet-eating memes and that seems like a fucking problem. At some point, you're just spreading their shit for them.
This TikTok is concise but useful.

“If you’re about to be hanged and you start cracking jokes, that’s gallows humor. But if you’re in the audience and you start cracking jokes, you’re just a part of the execution.”
This is about the eating cats joke. :/ It’s having real world consequences
TikTok video by Chrysanthemum
www.tiktok.com
September 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
mad because this is so badass but cars like this can’t mow through at least 50 protesters in a crowd so they’ll never get approval for sale in the US
should be illegal to get this horny at work
September 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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If "when two cars crash a 1,000lb increase in the weight of one vehicle raises the fatality rate in the other by 47%" then we should absolutely tax cars by weight.
www.economist.com/interactive/...
Americans’ love affair with big cars is killing them
New analysis shows that the heaviest vehicles kill more people than they save in crashes
www.economist.com
September 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
despite having lp1 in regular rotation, discovered magdalene five years late and have been playing it on loop for a week ugh so good
August 26, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Every publisher’s main struggle right now is finding ways to implement some shitty untested AI product & The Onion is pivoting to newspaper.
August 16, 2024 at 4:07 PM
they need to add two more to complete the ymca dance
August 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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its so funny we have a real world voight-kampff test and it looks like this
its amazing people are still on twitter
August 7, 2024 at 1:54 AM