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Hex 🦇 (They/Them)
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Nole Timere. Hic Finitur Deus.
0 days without Christian nonsense
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Begging people who post their fanfics on Tumblr to utilize the "read more" option. You're clogging the tags.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Slowly converting all my coworkers to BrüMates.
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What if I run out into the rain and don't come back?
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tried going to the craft store and got stopped and told about how god would grant me eternal life. Y'all are insufferable.
August 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You can make valid criticisms of people being shitty without being fat phobic.
August 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Oh, are you wiccan?"
FUCK. NO.
August 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don't want to be at work. I want to be in the woods.
May 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm just trying to enjoy goth night, not see my bitch ass ex.
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Imagine being so weak in your faith that you can't be rang up by someone because of their necklace. Pathetic. Pray harder.
April 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Tyrants. Prints and more are now available, only while supplies last, in my web shop. 🤘 #art #illustration
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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please test your drugs ❤️
March 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I should have made eclipse plans
March 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sometimes you just have to log off before you get in a fight about the color of human blood.
March 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Take my hand.
February 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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We need to call out the blatant lie being pushed by the Trump administration—that Elon’s staffers have only “read-only” access. It has been confirmed across departments that they have “administrative” access to computer systems.
February 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Any politician who seriously cares about the future of this country (at least, a future which involves democracy) should be pushing for literacy programs at all age levels. Low literacy and anti-intellectualism are gasoline on the fire of fascism.

Source: National Literacy Institute
February 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM