Verun - Former Microcelebrity
@veruncurio.bsky.social
Sometimes funny, usually not.
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For those in the know.
June 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
For those in the know.
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incredible pull from one of these groupchats of people controlling the entire world
April 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
incredible pull from one of these groupchats of people controlling the entire world
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Mankind was never meant to hold this much power
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mankind was never meant to hold this much power
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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻
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Good morning.
Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.
It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.
Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.
It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.
April 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good morning.
Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.
It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.
Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors.
It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.
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only 1 sausage is real the rest of the plate is a dlss framegen hallucination
April 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
only 1 sausage is real the rest of the plate is a dlss framegen hallucination
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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American
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It's one protestor, Michael, what could it cost? 100 million dollars?
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It's one protestor, Michael, what could it cost? 100 million dollars?
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Finally, some good news.
Don't know much about the UK judicial system, but I feel pretty confident his punishment won't be to become PM.
Don't know much about the UK judicial system, but I feel pretty confident his punishment won't be to become PM.
LONDON (AP) — UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape and sexual assault.
April 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Finally, some good news.
Don't know much about the UK judicial system, but I feel pretty confident his punishment won't be to become PM.
Don't know much about the UK judicial system, but I feel pretty confident his punishment won't be to become PM.
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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new version of SA2 looks sick
March 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
new version of SA2 looks sick
If Trump and Musk want me to buy a Tesla, they should start by firing him from the government and the company, and have him divest all his stocks.
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If Trump and Musk want me to buy a Tesla, they should start by firing him from the government and the company, and have him divest all his stocks.
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DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍
elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(
elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(
Fox News criticizes people celebrating Tesla's stock value decline because "there are 80,000 people employed by Tesla."
March 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍
elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(
elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(
Charlie Brown: Lucy would 'absolutely' move the football at the last second.
March 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Charlie Brown: Lucy would 'absolutely' move the football at the last second.
Made a sandwich. Dropped it.
This is Biden's fault.
Ordered 2 egg breakfast.
Paid $1 extra because 2 eggs.
MAGA.
This is Biden's fault.
Ordered 2 egg breakfast.
Paid $1 extra because 2 eggs.
MAGA.
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Made a sandwich. Dropped it.
This is Biden's fault.
Ordered 2 egg breakfast.
Paid $1 extra because 2 eggs.
MAGA.
This is Biden's fault.
Ordered 2 egg breakfast.
Paid $1 extra because 2 eggs.
MAGA.
$100 million to trample the dignity of the office of the president and the White House.
$100 million to play salesman to the American people.
$100 million to be an unscrupulous whore.
I suppose repeat customers get a discount.
$100 million to play salesman to the American people.
$100 million to be an unscrupulous whore.
I suppose repeat customers get a discount.
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
$100 million to trample the dignity of the office of the president and the White House.
$100 million to play salesman to the American people.
$100 million to be an unscrupulous whore.
I suppose repeat customers get a discount.
$100 million to play salesman to the American people.
$100 million to be an unscrupulous whore.
I suppose repeat customers get a discount.
SpongeBob and Patrick. Deep fried. Inconceivable sandwiches.
If you see this explain an image that lives rent free in your head but don't post it
Gary Busey face close up. Real close up. Kinda blurry. Gary Busey.
Gary Busey face close up. Real close up. Kinda blurry. Gary Busey.
If you see this explain an image that lives rent free in your head but don't post it
Someone holding an empty toilet paper tube with a lovebird who stuffed himself in there and was sticking his head out the end and to the side it says ‘smonk weed everyday lol’
Someone holding an empty toilet paper tube with a lovebird who stuffed himself in there and was sticking his head out the end and to the side it says ‘smonk weed everyday lol’
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
SpongeBob and Patrick. Deep fried. Inconceivable sandwiches.
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we can and should make cybertruck and tesla owners feel even more shameful about their choice
March 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
we can and should make cybertruck and tesla owners feel even more shameful about their choice