Vikki
@vikki-emma.bsky.social
Single, childless cat lady. And for this I am apparently contributing to the downfall of civilisation. Not sorry.
I'm not very good at watching films and so I've never watched Bridget Jones' Diary. I'm 30 minutes in - and probably the same number of years late to the discourse - but how the fuck was she considered fat?!
I also really want a cigarette...
I also really want a cigarette...
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm not very good at watching films and so I've never watched Bridget Jones' Diary. I'm 30 minutes in - and probably the same number of years late to the discourse - but how the fuck was she considered fat?!
I also really want a cigarette...
I also really want a cigarette...
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The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
As someone who has been accused of having webbed feet, due to my ancestry, I believe we could have made beautiful babies together...
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As someone who has been accused of having webbed feet, due to my ancestry, I believe we could have made beautiful babies together...
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Goodnight from Joe Fairbank, eleventy pints drunk after trying to match the Bone Horse in its roasted cider consumption. Goodnight from Lara Taverner, followed into dream by the sound of rude music and hooves clip-clopping the cobbles of Blackbrook Street. Goodnight from Hookland.
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Goodnight from Joe Fairbank, eleventy pints drunk after trying to match the Bone Horse in its roasted cider consumption. Goodnight from Lara Taverner, followed into dream by the sound of rude music and hooves clip-clopping the cobbles of Blackbrook Street. Goodnight from Hookland.
My childhood hoovering memories are of those round hover hoovers. We had a blue one, Nanna had a pink one. I would love one now! Would make housework so much more bearable.
‘Tis the season for the local electrical store to display their heartwarming nativity tableau
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My childhood hoovering memories are of those round hover hoovers. We had a blue one, Nanna had a pink one. I would love one now! Would make housework so much more bearable.
As an ardent pacifist and loather of violence in all its incarnations, I'm very conflicted about the joy I'm feeling about certain cunts getting their faces pummelled in the boxing ring. Sign of the times, I guess.
Also being a menopausal woman who's exhausted of men's shit contributes a bit.
Also being a menopausal woman who's exhausted of men's shit contributes a bit.
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
As an ardent pacifist and loather of violence in all its incarnations, I'm very conflicted about the joy I'm feeling about certain cunts getting their faces pummelled in the boxing ring. Sign of the times, I guess.
Also being a menopausal woman who's exhausted of men's shit contributes a bit.
Also being a menopausal woman who's exhausted of men's shit contributes a bit.
First Christmas card assembled. Annoying crease, but I don't own an iron, so 🤷♀️. He won't notice.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
First Christmas card assembled. Annoying crease, but I don't own an iron, so 🤷♀️. He won't notice.
Does 'memorial' mean something else in America, like fanny does? He does know it's to do with being dead, doesn't he?
And the fact they could not even use the same lettering... just so half arsed and no attention to detail.
And the fact they could not even use the same lettering... just so half arsed and no attention to detail.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does 'memorial' mean something else in America, like fanny does? He does know it's to do with being dead, doesn't he?
And the fact they could not even use the same lettering... just so half arsed and no attention to detail.
And the fact they could not even use the same lettering... just so half arsed and no attention to detail.
Is the chronic pain coming from the claws they impale the researchers with for making them wear the hats?
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is the chronic pain coming from the claws they impale the researchers with for making them wear the hats?
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Out: Children's books by the sex pest who we have decided to Suddenly Notice.™️
In: The very good book for young people about consent which will help stuff like this never happen again.
In: The very good book for young people about consent which will help stuff like this never happen again.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Out: Children's books by the sex pest who we have decided to Suddenly Notice.™️
In: The very good book for young people about consent which will help stuff like this never happen again.
In: The very good book for young people about consent which will help stuff like this never happen again.
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To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
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Day 18 of the #HooklandChristmasTree decoration. We take figures of three children carrying mangelwurzel lanterns out of the box of delights. Arrange them as parade upon tree, place flickering tealights inside. Imagine their pilgrimage along cold lanes alive with Yuletide songs.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Day 18 of the #HooklandChristmasTree decoration. We take figures of three children carrying mangelwurzel lanterns out of the box of delights. Arrange them as parade upon tree, place flickering tealights inside. Imagine their pilgrimage along cold lanes alive with Yuletide songs.
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I hate making non-cat posts. I hate "discourse". But the number of comments I've seen degrading and dehumanizing sex workers because of that Melania trailer is appalling. That ghoulish woman will never see your "whore" jokes but they absolutely contribute to the stigma that gets sex workers killed.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hate making non-cat posts. I hate "discourse". But the number of comments I've seen degrading and dehumanizing sex workers because of that Melania trailer is appalling. That ghoulish woman will never see your "whore" jokes but they absolutely contribute to the stigma that gets sex workers killed.
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Don't steal pies this Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Don't steal pies this Christmas.
Somebody does not want to get up this morning. So sleepy.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Somebody does not want to get up this morning. So sleepy.
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IT'S BETTER TO BE LONELY THAN TO BE WITH INFERIOR PEOPLE
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
IT'S BETTER TO BE LONELY THAN TO BE WITH INFERIOR PEOPLE
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
I once - unsuccessfully - tried to keep both a cat and a chicken off a setting concrete shed base. It's these little snapshots from history, like the dog footprints on roman tiles, that remind me we're not that different from our ancestors. We all had the same problems with troublesome creatures!
I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I once - unsuccessfully - tried to keep both a cat and a chicken off a setting concrete shed base. It's these little snapshots from history, like the dog footprints on roman tiles, that remind me we're not that different from our ancestors. We all had the same problems with troublesome creatures!
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
Say what you like about this house (and there is a lot to say) but at least it's not grey.
And there is no sex dungeon. Unless dolls are their kink... and then... oh... oh god, no...
And there is no sex dungeon. Unless dolls are their kink... and then... oh... oh god, no...
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Say what you like about this house (and there is a lot to say) but at least it's not grey.
And there is no sex dungeon. Unless dolls are their kink... and then... oh... oh god, no...
And there is no sex dungeon. Unless dolls are their kink... and then... oh... oh god, no...
This is perfection!
Lots of great suggestions already (thank you!) but so far my favourite is Let the Bodies Hit the Floor vs Teletubbies...
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is perfection!
1. I am (supposedly) on a healthy eating regime.
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
1. I am (supposedly) on a healthy eating regime.
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
2. My colleague has gone on holiday and left me with 2 boxes of Fox's biscuits to take to the food bank collection at work next week.
The inevitable result of these two facts is that I need to buy a replacement box of biscuits at the weekend...
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Gender criticals: "Listen to women! Unless you're Girlguides or the Women's Institute or you disagree with the male judge who wrote this decision or if you don't 'look like a woman' or if you're a trans man because then you're definitely a man."
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Gender criticals: "Listen to women! Unless you're Girlguides or the Women's Institute or you disagree with the male judge who wrote this decision or if you don't 'look like a woman' or if you're a trans man because then you're definitely a man."
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
Everyone will suffer from this madness. Everyone.
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We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
Christmas tree up and decorated with all the artistic flair of a seagull with dysentry
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Christmas tree up and decorated with all the artistic flair of a seagull with dysentry