vitellary
@vitellary.bsky.social
agender demigirl (they/them). game dev & modder
unlikely to use this website much. discord is @vitellary, feel free to dm!
unlikely to use this website much. discord is @vitellary, feel free to dm!
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ME, watching a YT vidoe: "So if this boss Artificially diffic--" YES, ITS A FUCKING VIDEOGAME ITS ALL ARTIFICIAL
December 26, 2024 at 12:53 PM
ME, watching a YT vidoe: "So if this boss Artificially diffic--" YES, ITS A FUCKING VIDEOGAME ITS ALL ARTIFICIAL
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This might seem pedantic but it's really a term that means nothing and it's one of those terms people throw around because either they don't know how to articulate their criticism, or they just say it in the middle of a wider article becuase "idk people say that".
December 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
This might seem pedantic but it's really a term that means nothing and it's one of those terms people throw around because either they don't know how to articulate their criticism, or they just say it in the middle of a wider article becuase "idk people say that".
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you would not believe your eyes
August 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
you would not believe your eyes
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I need to stop yelling at the people yelling at itch, I think the people yelling at itch could take a moment to consider things are likely extremely bad over there right now and their resources are nonexistent, and we should all go find a mastercard executive
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I need to stop yelling at the people yelling at itch, I think the people yelling at itch could take a moment to consider things are likely extremely bad over there right now and their resources are nonexistent, and we should all go find a mastercard executive
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I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.
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you guys are not actually this fucking stupid that you're about to champion disney and universal in a copyright suit right. you're not about to go Actually yes. I think Disney should be allowed to sue and claim over the likeness of their characters in random pictures online. Because AI """Art""" Bad
This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets
June 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you guys are not actually this fucking stupid that you're about to champion disney and universal in a copyright suit right. you're not about to go Actually yes. I think Disney should be allowed to sue and claim over the likeness of their characters in random pictures online. Because AI """Art""" Bad
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Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
June 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
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i fucking GOT VIVID ABYSS FC GOLDEN AFTER 239 DAYS YAAAYYDY DSY SAJSN MGA AD HKRA IM DONE ITS DONE
130 HOURS IM DONE
by FAR the most effort i have Ever put into anything, and easily the hardest i have ever pushed myself.
its Done
130 HOURS IM DONE
by FAR the most effort i have Ever put into anything, and easily the hardest i have ever pushed myself.
its Done
May 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i fucking GOT VIVID ABYSS FC GOLDEN AFTER 239 DAYS YAAAYYDY DSY SAJSN MGA AD HKRA IM DONE ITS DONE
130 HOURS IM DONE
by FAR the most effort i have Ever put into anything, and easily the hardest i have ever pushed myself.
its Done
130 HOURS IM DONE
by FAR the most effort i have Ever put into anything, and easily the hardest i have ever pushed myself.
its Done
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AI evangelists are archetypal "Ideas Guys". The ones who are convinced they've come up with the best movie/comic/game concept ever, but just need actual talented people to make it for them. The inevitable lack of interest from creatives is, in their mind, the reason they've never succeeded.
The level of hatred these AI bros have for creative people I just do not understand
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
AI evangelists are archetypal "Ideas Guys". The ones who are convinced they've come up with the best movie/comic/game concept ever, but just need actual talented people to make it for them. The inevitable lack of interest from creatives is, in their mind, the reason they've never succeeded.
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anything to do with undertale. sure theres spaghetti code but "couldnt they just rotate the bullet through code" they DID youre looking at unused sprites from a 2012 toby fox who didnt know programming
pet peeve is completely unjustified claims of "spaghetti code" by non- or amateur programmers
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
anything to do with undertale. sure theres spaghetti code but "couldnt they just rotate the bullet through code" they DID youre looking at unused sprites from a 2012 toby fox who didnt know programming
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pet peeve is completely unjustified claims of "spaghetti code" by non- or amateur programmers
May 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
pet peeve is completely unjustified claims of "spaghetti code" by non- or amateur programmers
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SUPERHOT VR had its whole story patched out. I thought about it slightly too long and fell into rabbit hole. It doesn't make sense, it's bad that it happened, and it prompts a whole bunch of naval-gazing about Art.
SUPERHOT VR's Story was Removed. What? / GioCities
I don't talk about how horny the game is. it is horny but that's not part of this
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May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
SUPERHOT VR had its whole story patched out. I thought about it slightly too long and fell into rabbit hole. It doesn't make sense, it's bad that it happened, and it prompts a whole bunch of naval-gazing about Art.
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that is what they do yes
May 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
that is what they do yes
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the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
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tech bros are going to set back the abolition of copyright by like a century, ironically by supporting the abolition of copyright
Tech execs declaring all-out war on creators who don’t want their life’s work pillaged for profit
April 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
tech bros are going to set back the abolition of copyright by like a century, ironically by supporting the abolition of copyright
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super mario 64 hidden stars
surround yourself with lesbian perverts
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
super mario 64 hidden stars
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for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny
April 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny
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comms are open!! if you'd like to get one, you can fill out a form!
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April 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
comms are open!! if you'd like to get one, you can fill out a form!
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hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
Introducing STARSEEKER, a brand new game from the developers of ASTRONEER.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
STARSEEKER is all about the joy of discovery and the camaraderie that emerges from an evolving, cooperative experience. We hope you'll enjoy playing it as much as we enjoyed making it... sometime in 2026.
April 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅
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Which is why the advice I give is 'Do not have a Steam forum'.
A lot of devs do not know it's possible to just lock your forums entirely and have a single stickied post saying 'Come join our properly moderated and vetted Discord or fuck off, your choice'.
A lot of devs do not know it's possible to just lock your forums entirely and have a single stickied post saying 'Come join our properly moderated and vetted Discord or fuck off, your choice'.
March 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Which is why the advice I give is 'Do not have a Steam forum'.
A lot of devs do not know it's possible to just lock your forums entirely and have a single stickied post saying 'Come join our properly moderated and vetted Discord or fuck off, your choice'.
A lot of devs do not know it's possible to just lock your forums entirely and have a single stickied post saying 'Come join our properly moderated and vetted Discord or fuck off, your choice'.
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