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don't sell girl scout cookies at truck stops, don’t call your daughters dogmatic
having a chronic autoimmune condition is so fun, makes every interaction with doctors so great, 10/10 recommend
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I miss coffee :(
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
medically necessary marcona almond
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
so we are going to accept the unaccompanied children and asylum seekers from Venezuela, right?
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I have had Kandi Burress/Kim Zolciak’s unreleased hit song, ‘Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing’ stuck in my head for days
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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My 2025 closing message:

www.thehandbasket.co/p/2025-closi...
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this quote continues to haunt me
“a safer place to live, an Eden where no one lost memory and where boxtops counted”
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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everything remains deeply ridiculous and that’s problematic when your whole job is to help everything make sense
January 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Andy Cohen is a gift
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
if a drug test cannot meaningfully differentiate between a poppy seed, hydrocodone, and fentanyl, one might argue there is something fundamentally flawed with the test
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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happy Caturday! every morning this 13yo toddler waits to be picked up and carried downstairs for breakfast
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
fuck stevia. all my homies hate stevia.
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love girthy trees
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
humbling to know that I would almost certainly have died of dysentery by now were it not for modern medicine
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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it all comes back to tardy for the party anyway
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service’s oldest ranger, has died. She was 104.
Betty Reid Soskin, Oldest U.S. Park Ranger and Trailblazing Historian, Dies at 104 | KQED
Betty Reid Soskin, the nation’s oldest National Park Service ranger and a pioneering historian at Rosie the Riveter WWII Home Front National Historical Park, devoted her life to preserving Black histo...
www.kqed.org
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*imagining @yngmelkor.bsky.social building faerûn out of magnatiles*
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think it’s weird when parents say “thanks for choosing us” on photos of their newborn
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM