Waffly Versatile
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Don't believe my hype
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Left: President Trump insulting British and NATO troops saying they weren't on the front lines

Right: Aged 21, Liz was the youngest aircrew to deploy to Afghanistan, and the only female member of the crew on the Chinook helicopter for four years. Liz served 10 tours across 17 years.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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One of my priors is that things are really bad if I am coming across news related to the bond market.
*DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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This is the freedom you have in America, to be shot by 'Police' wearing masks, for no reason at all, and then to have your Government call you a terrorist and block any investigation into your Murder.

Truly one of the worst most unfree countries on the whole planet.
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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There was a lovely piece in the weekend FT about Hu Anyan, a warehouse worker & courier in China who has emerged as one of the country's new literary talents. www.ft.com/content/0350...
The ‘wild’ writer who told the truth about work in China
How a Beijing courier’s story struck a chord and escaped the censors
www.ft.com
June 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Cats wearing bras on their heads with the soundtrack of the “habemus papam” announcement is a TikTok trend.

The internet will not be defeated.
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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To end the war, text STOP to VLADIMIR
April 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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You've probably been wondering: "How many eels is a cottage worth in 14th C. England?"

This is a reasonable question. I get it. And happily, I'm here to help! I included a chart showing this kind of equivalence in an article I wrote for HistoryExtra , but here's an excerpt!
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April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES AND STOP BLOCKING AMBULANCES, YOU FUCKING MORONS 🤬🤬🤬
February 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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This:
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Updating my CV this morning.
January 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Looking back on 2024 like:
January 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Bluesky is getting so good
A List of Things People Blamed on the Tango

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December 10, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Re. Wealthy Landowner Protests and broadest shoulders etc. - Henning Wehn: “We don't do charity in Germany. We pay taxes. Charity is a failure of governments' responsibilities."
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM