Peppa Pig Destroyer
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the force ghost of brent key
"pitchy pitchy woo woo" has now embedded itself firmly into my vocabulary.
Tommy Togiai gets a thicc six when the Colts pitchy pitchy woo woo goes horribly wrong
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"pitchy pitchy woo woo" has now embedded itself firmly into my vocabulary.
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every Democrat is Stephen A. discussing the Holocaust
Just an absolutely pathetic response from absolutely pathetic people. I was not a fan of Pelosi but even she would be better than the current crew.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
every Democrat is Stephen A. discussing the Holocaust
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We’ll deserve the blowback from this.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
We’ll deserve the blowback from this.
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Yeahhhh let’s get this bitch outta here
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Yeahhhh let’s get this bitch outta here
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December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
this is a riiiiiide
I have my coffee
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
this is a riiiiiide
cousins is uncles too.
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
cousins is uncles too.
I love the Pop Tarts Bowl so much.
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love the Pop Tarts Bowl so much.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Alien was described at one point in my life as a haunted house movie where the protagonists can’t escape the house. They’re trapped.
Nothing may be scarier than that.
Die Hard honestly fits this description better than I’d realize
Nothing may be scarier than that.
Die Hard honestly fits this description better than I’d realize
Alien and Die Hard are the two tightest scripts ever written, and both are essentially haunted house stories. Makes you think.
Also, I've had 4 martinis.
Also, I've had 4 martinis.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Alien was described at one point in my life as a haunted house movie where the protagonists can’t escape the house. They’re trapped.
Nothing may be scarier than that.
Die Hard honestly fits this description better than I’d realize
Nothing may be scarier than that.
Die Hard honestly fits this description better than I’d realize
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
thread of gold.
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
thread of gold.
the pope averted his blessing from villanova and bestowed it all on da bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the pope averted his blessing from villanova and bestowed it all on da bears
this bears packers game is full of hijinks
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
this bears packers game is full of hijinks
absence of evidence, evidence of absence, known known, known unknowns, unknown unknowns, etc.
I still can't believe they're trying to make a war happen out of thin air. Not just their abrogation of Congress's role in formally declaring a war -- that's been a slippery slope for decades -- but their total unwillingness even to go through the motions of drumming up public support.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
absence of evidence, evidence of absence, known known, known unknowns, unknown unknowns, etc.
tag yourself. i'm Serood Bacikop.
Going with the trend of the day, i also asked an AI if it could tell me the last 40 Stanley Cup winners and ... what are we even doing here, man
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
tag yourself. i'm Serood Bacikop.
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Looks like he brought a bag dinner, smart
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Looks like he brought a bag dinner, smart
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
didn't the rock break the news about bin laden being killed?
dumbest and yet most logical answer for this shit-ass timeline is mr. b*ast. not writing out that soulless fuck's name.
dumbest and yet most logical answer for this shit-ass timeline is mr. b*ast. not writing out that soulless fuck's name.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
didn't the rock break the news about bin laden being killed?
dumbest and yet most logical answer for this shit-ass timeline is mr. b*ast. not writing out that soulless fuck's name.
dumbest and yet most logical answer for this shit-ass timeline is mr. b*ast. not writing out that soulless fuck's name.
MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE ON HERE YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON.
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE ON HERE YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON.
*arrested development VO*
"it was, in fact, NOT beneath him whatsoever."
"it was, in fact, NOT beneath him whatsoever."
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
*arrested development VO*
"it was, in fact, NOT beneath him whatsoever."
"it was, in fact, NOT beneath him whatsoever."
just gonna get drunk and listen to deafheaven for a few hours.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
just gonna get drunk and listen to deafheaven for a few hours.
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.