The Amytyville Horror
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Writer/director, Bloodlist alum. Probably watching an episode of Seinfeld right now. she/her 🎥 linktr.ee/walkncandyapple
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I guess I should formally introduce myself on here? I’m a filmmaker, currently raising $ to fund my 2nd feature (you’ll probably hear a lot about that so apologies in advance). More importantly I have a cat, who is the cutest little butterball/apex predator I've ever seen 😻
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
2025 was quite a year for johnsons in this house 😂 #letterboxd #filmsky
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
2025 was quite a year for johnsons in this house 😂 #letterboxd #filmsky
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I think about the final shot from Strange Darling at least twice a day. And that's a conservative estimate.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think about the final shot from Strange Darling at least twice a day. And that's a conservative estimate.
First film / Last film 2025
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
First film / Last film 2025
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Hilarious new selling angle. Anyone who's worked in a creative field for 5 mins knows there is not and never has been "a lack of ideas."
You can't watch MEGALOPOLIS and go "this needed more ideas."
You can't watch MEGALOPOLIS and go "this needed more ideas."
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hilarious new selling angle. Anyone who's worked in a creative field for 5 mins knows there is not and never has been "a lack of ideas."
You can't watch MEGALOPOLIS and go "this needed more ideas."
You can't watch MEGALOPOLIS and go "this needed more ideas."
My view for the evening 😍 I feel like taking a ring to Mt. Doom all of a sudden. Maybe a secret, singular ring that, I dunno, in the darkness binds them? Is that crazy? 🌋
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My view for the evening 😍 I feel like taking a ring to Mt. Doom all of a sudden. Maybe a secret, singular ring that, I dunno, in the darkness binds them? Is that crazy? 🌋
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Time for my annual Christmas declaration that it’s the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby or GTFO 🎄
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Time for my annual Christmas declaration that it’s the Eartha Kitt version of Santa Baby or GTFO 🎄
On this #GivingTuesday, Cat would like to remind you that you can donate to help me make my zom-rom-com, Everything’s Fine! Any and all TAX DEDUCTIBLE donations are GREATLY APPRECIATED! www.thefilmcollaborative.org/fiscalsponso... #indiefilm #filmsky #womeninfilm
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
On this #GivingTuesday, Cat would like to remind you that you can donate to help me make my zom-rom-com, Everything’s Fine! Any and all TAX DEDUCTIBLE donations are GREATLY APPRECIATED! www.thefilmcollaborative.org/fiscalsponso... #indiefilm #filmsky #womeninfilm
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want this moment for us
Gobble gobble! Watch for the holiday and leave a review 🤗
A reminder that my first feature, Hunter’s Weekend, available to watch on Amazon! Make it a #Thanksgiving tradition, because what’s more in the spirit of the holiday then going out hunting people…I mean, turkey, for a delicious meal? 👀🦃🔪🩸 youtu.be/dfMkJWSpLEg?...
Hunter's Weekend Trailer
YouTube video by WalknCandyApple
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November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gobble gobble! Watch for the holiday and leave a review 🤗
A reminder that my first feature, Hunter’s Weekend, available to watch on Amazon! Make it a #Thanksgiving tradition, because what’s more in the spirit of the holiday then going out hunting people…I mean, turkey, for a delicious meal? 👀🦃🔪🩸 youtu.be/dfMkJWSpLEg?...
Hunter's Weekend Trailer
YouTube video by WalknCandyApple
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A reminder that my first feature, Hunter’s Weekend, available to watch on Amazon! Make it a #Thanksgiving tradition, because what’s more in the spirit of the holiday then going out hunting people…I mean, turkey, for a delicious meal? 👀🦃🔪🩸 youtu.be/dfMkJWSpLEg?...
"I used AI to..."
a man says " gonna stop you right there " in front of a red balloon
ALT: a man says " gonna stop you right there " in front of a red balloon
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"I used AI to..."
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this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is officially the funniest marketing blurb of all time. I love it when dumb guys achieve transcendent comic stupidity all on their own
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Chef’s kiss.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Chef’s kiss.
What if I actually managed to keep these flowers alive? What would you all do then??? Because I’d be unstoppable 😂💐
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What if I actually managed to keep these flowers alive? What would you all do then??? Because I’d be unstoppable 😂💐
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In honor of starting to submit the film to festivals, I made a little teaser for "...And Then She Laughed" 🤗 Enjoy! #filmsky #indiefilm #shortfilm #horror #horrorcomedy #filmmakingsky #horrorsky #indiefilmsky #supportindiefilm
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In honor of starting to submit the film to festivals, I made a little teaser for "...And Then She Laughed" 🤗 Enjoy! #filmsky #indiefilm #shortfilm #horror #horrorcomedy #filmmakingsky #horrorsky #indiefilmsky #supportindiefilm
I think about the final shot from Strange Darling at least twice a day. And that's a conservative estimate.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think about the final shot from Strange Darling at least twice a day. And that's a conservative estimate.