Walt
@waltw.bsky.social
I like to play stuff, watch stuff, and write stuff.
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Twenty years from now, horror nerds are going to watch LONGLEGS/WEAPONS double features and they will have the best fucking night.
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Twenty years from now, horror nerds are going to watch LONGLEGS/WEAPONS double features and they will have the best fucking night.
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Big Mads Miks rocking the survival horror missing/dead wife fit
May 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Big Mads Miks rocking the survival horror missing/dead wife fit
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We are 47.3% funded. We can use your help getting the rest of the way. kck.st/4jZ5E1Y
Fury of the Forsaken
Defend a Viking lake town against an undead siege! An adventure for Tales of the Valiant and Dungeons & Dragons.
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April 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We are 47.3% funded. We can use your help getting the rest of the way. kck.st/4jZ5E1Y
Wait, the Evil is Resident now?
Wait, the Hill is Silent now?
Wait, the Life is Strange now?
March 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wait, the Evil is Resident now?
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Reacher: Who is that?
Kid: oh that's the T Rex that works for my dad
Reacher <uppercuts T Rex to space> THAT'S HOW THE DINOSAURS DIED
Kid: oh that's the T Rex that works for my dad
Reacher <uppercuts T Rex to space> THAT'S HOW THE DINOSAURS DIED
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Reacher: Who is that?
Kid: oh that's the T Rex that works for my dad
Reacher <uppercuts T Rex to space> THAT'S HOW THE DINOSAURS DIED
Kid: oh that's the T Rex that works for my dad
Reacher <uppercuts T Rex to space> THAT'S HOW THE DINOSAURS DIED
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Graphic tees used to be like “I’m schizophrenic and so am I” and now they say “Bigfoot ate my ass and did 9/11” and there’s a picture of Nermal with anime boobs.
February 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Graphic tees used to be like “I’m schizophrenic and so am I” and now they say “Bigfoot ate my ass and did 9/11” and there’s a picture of Nermal with anime boobs.
Players: We’ve decided on a nice cozy game, we’re going to make a party of halflings and eat and farm and stuff
DM: Sounds good, you can start with a legendary magic item
Players: Sweet, I loved that ring from last campaign! And no one knows it’s here, do they?
DM: …
Players: Do they, JRR?
DM: Sounds good, you can start with a legendary magic item
Players: Sweet, I loved that ring from last campaign! And no one knows it’s here, do they?
DM: …
Players: Do they, JRR?
January 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Players: We’ve decided on a nice cozy game, we’re going to make a party of halflings and eat and farm and stuff
DM: Sounds good, you can start with a legendary magic item
Players: Sweet, I loved that ring from last campaign! And no one knows it’s here, do they?
DM: …
Players: Do they, JRR?
DM: Sounds good, you can start with a legendary magic item
Players: Sweet, I loved that ring from last campaign! And no one knows it’s here, do they?
DM: …
Players: Do they, JRR?
I have the same problem - I always say my first rated R movie was Excalibur, but apparently that was somehow PG? In that case, the first must have been A Nightmare on Elm Street, which a friend and I snuck down to watch on Betamax after his mom went to sleep.
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I have the same problem - I always say my first rated R movie was Excalibur, but apparently that was somehow PG? In that case, the first must have been A Nightmare on Elm Street, which a friend and I snuck down to watch on Betamax after his mom went to sleep.
I am The Empire Strikes Back old.
October 31, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I am The Empire Strikes Back old.
A perfect album that came out when I was 21
September 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
A perfect album that came out when I was 21
Happy game night! Special thanks to @incandescaent.bsky.social for writing the bones of the intra-party therapy session I’m about to put my players through.
May 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Happy game night! Special thanks to @incandescaent.bsky.social for writing the bones of the intra-party therapy session I’m about to put my players through.
I usually start the annual Christmas marathon a little earlier, but better late than never.
December 26, 2023 at 12:52 AM
I usually start the annual Christmas marathon a little earlier, but better late than never.
My Spotify Wrapped is all background music from D&D sessions, plus “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray in the #8 slot because of that one weekend where it got stuck in my head at a grocery store and we played it nonstop for 3 days
November 30, 2023 at 7:48 AM
My Spotify Wrapped is all background music from D&D sessions, plus “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray in the #8 slot because of that one weekend where it got stuck in my head at a grocery store and we played it nonstop for 3 days
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🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
August 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
🎵 it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And a t is in the front of the iiiiii
of the tiger🎵
Me: This D&D campaign I’m running has years left in the tank, I’m never going to have time to run anything else
Also me: Oooooh, now is the perfect time to buy every product ever published for Shadow of the Demon Lord!
Also me: Oooooh, now is the perfect time to buy every product ever published for Shadow of the Demon Lord!
August 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Me: This D&D campaign I’m running has years left in the tank, I’m never going to have time to run anything else
Also me: Oooooh, now is the perfect time to buy every product ever published for Shadow of the Demon Lord!
Also me: Oooooh, now is the perfect time to buy every product ever published for Shadow of the Demon Lord!
New minis are ready for tonight’s game! An evil adventuring party based on @slyflourish.com’s Grim Accord, originally published in Arcadia.
August 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
New minis are ready for tonight’s game! An evil adventuring party based on @slyflourish.com’s Grim Accord, originally published in Arcadia.
Fisher-Price My First Bar Muscle-Up
August 20, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Fisher-Price My First Bar Muscle-Up
Making new lower-deck inserts for my WizKids sailing ship mini - this one's a take on DDAL08-12 - Xanathar's Wrath. #ttrpg
August 20, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Making new lower-deck inserts for my WizKids sailing ship mini - this one's a take on DDAL08-12 - Xanathar's Wrath. #ttrpg
Even Nissan is spelling it wrong now
August 19, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Even Nissan is spelling it wrong now
No, really, what happens. I can’t decide
Time to prep for next week’s D&D game. Now, the question is: what happens when you unleash all of a beholder’s dreams at once on a city?
August 17, 2023 at 12:12 PM
No, really, what happens. I can’t decide
Time to prep for next week’s D&D game. Now, the question is: what happens when you unleash all of a beholder’s dreams at once on a city?
August 17, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Time to prep for next week’s D&D game. Now, the question is: what happens when you unleash all of a beholder’s dreams at once on a city?
Ahhh, I’m here.
… now what?
… now what?
August 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Ahhh, I’m here.
… now what?
… now what?