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Wellard
@welly.bsky.social
Everything I do, I do for satire
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missed connections: we locked eyes while i was fingering the boston cream donuts at the northside Wawa. would love to lick the sweaty lint from your belly button and spit it in your mouth.
November 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Pokémon is lowkey the Taylor Swift of gaming but I’m not allowed to say that
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Im not sorry

Drown yourself
October 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11.

And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Friday 🦈
June 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
MONTOYA
February 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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man is to post what monkey is to banana
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Sex is really just maximizing your joint naked slay
January 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Fellas you have no excuse they’re horny posting about a literal monster corpse guy
January 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
his looks were never in question it was everything else
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I could not live without my older daddies whom I be giving the good loving daily
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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they should make a circumcised dick with foreskin
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
big dick, bigger dreams 🌈
January 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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i'm shadowbanned from the local pub
December 19, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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one thing about a f@gg0t travelling in business class on a plane is that he’s gotta let everyone know about it on social media
December 12, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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it’s not an open relationship it’s a group project baby just call it for what it is, don’t be shy
December 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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you know I think I’m a pretty corny and cringe guy but I don’t really care. I like it! I like feeling things and being hokey and overly sentimental. sorry haters
December 9, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Y'all fw the milkwalker or nah
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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Me and who??
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I am going to build a Jurassic Park for banned vape flavors.
December 2, 2024 at 5:24 PM
no way a hair transplant bot just quote tweeted this
Your hair’s looking great, LuminoGroup, right? :)
November 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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rap beefs ending in litigation. my god. everything is dumber now, every beautiful color is faded, everything once tragic is now farce.
Drake has launched a second legal action against UMG over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation and claiming it could have halted the release of a song “falsely accusing him of being a sex offender”
Drake Files Second Action Against UMG, Alleging Defamation Over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘False’ Song
Drake has launched a second legal action against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us,” accusing the music giant of defamation.
www.billboard.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM