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New update to Wettest Dungeon just dropped!
What you waiting for? Go grab it. It's got Uwuwolf, Hoéticulturists, Sex doll puppet masters and wild wriggling dildo monsters.
And of course it's got people doing stupid sexy stuff for money and fame...
New update to Wettest Dungeon just dropped!
What you waiting for? Go grab it. It's got Uwuwolf, Hoéticulturists, Sex doll puppet masters and wild wriggling dildo monsters.
And of course it's got people doing stupid sexy stuff for money and fame...
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The cultists captured Wolf and are using her to summon their diety.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The cultists captured Wolf and are using her to summon their diety.
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In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
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Counter Point; The cover is amazing and all the cool people know the true heart of apocalyptic monster hunting is yuri
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Counter Point; The cover is amazing and all the cool people know the true heart of apocalyptic monster hunting is yuri
It's the 1st of Jan. That means @certifydmilkboy.bsky.social Together TTRPG jam has started.
It's a chill jam where you can take your time and work together with other creatives to get a helping hand with a new or existing project. Come join in the fun.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
It's a chill jam where you can take your time and work together with other creatives to get a helping hand with a new or existing project. Come join in the fun.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
Together TTRPG Jam 2026
A game jam from 2026-01-01 to 2026-11-01 hosted by Certified Milkboy Games. No one goes through life alone and there's no shame in asking for help. The whole point of this jam is to not go it alone. M...
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January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's the 1st of Jan. That means @certifydmilkboy.bsky.social Together TTRPG jam has started.
It's a chill jam where you can take your time and work together with other creatives to get a helping hand with a new or existing project. Come join in the fun.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
It's a chill jam where you can take your time and work together with other creatives to get a helping hand with a new or existing project. Come join in the fun.
itch.io/jam/tttrpg-jam
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One of the dumbest game design mistakes I ever made was designing the cover art for a game primarily about hunting giant monsters in the ruins of a modern city to look like this.
#TTRPG
#TTRPG
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
One of the dumbest game design mistakes I ever made was designing the cover art for a game primarily about hunting giant monsters in the ruins of a modern city to look like this.
#TTRPG
#TTRPG
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"Avril Lavigne Wants to Steal your Boyfriend"
Play as a crew helping Avril steal a boyfriend from another girl.
Depending on how you look at it. It's either a soppy romcom or some deranged NTR orchestrated by a psychopath. Either way, it's the best ttrpg you've never played obviously.
Play as a crew helping Avril steal a boyfriend from another girl.
Depending on how you look at it. It's either a soppy romcom or some deranged NTR orchestrated by a psychopath. Either way, it's the best ttrpg you've never played obviously.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 AM
"Avril Lavigne Wants to Steal your Boyfriend"
Play as a crew helping Avril steal a boyfriend from another girl.
Depending on how you look at it. It's either a soppy romcom or some deranged NTR orchestrated by a psychopath. Either way, it's the best ttrpg you've never played obviously.
Play as a crew helping Avril steal a boyfriend from another girl.
Depending on how you look at it. It's either a soppy romcom or some deranged NTR orchestrated by a psychopath. Either way, it's the best ttrpg you've never played obviously.
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Happy New Year! If you are digging into a daily dungeon writing project this year, let me remind you about the Dungeon Design Course. Follow along with the guide step by step with examples, prompts, worksheets, and links to other resources.
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January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Happy New Year! If you are digging into a daily dungeon writing project this year, let me remind you about the Dungeon Design Course. Follow along with the guide step by step with examples, prompts, worksheets, and links to other resources.
dungeons.hismajestytheworm.games
dungeons.hismajestytheworm.games
New Years Resolution: Get horny enough to write and GM erp ttrpg again.
...might need all you lots help with that.
...might need all you lots help with that.
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
New Years Resolution: Get horny enough to write and GM erp ttrpg again.
...might need all you lots help with that.
...might need all you lots help with that.
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Normalize having casual sex with ppl at a scale that causes the holocene era to come to an abrupt and screeching halt
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Normalize having casual sex with ppl at a scale that causes the holocene era to come to an abrupt and screeching halt
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The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The closest Dwarven word for naked is “Bair’bm”, which means “unarmoured”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
The closest Elvish word for naked is “Weirsyaun’diis” which means “I am appreciating what I am seeing”.
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Each player has $2000, a hardware catalog, and a Toyota Corolla. Make the most obscene battlecar you can manage on budget with the catalog. Think oil slicks, circular saws, and other 007 shit.
Discuss whose car wins the demolition race.
Discuss whose car wins the demolition race.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Each player has $2000, a hardware catalog, and a Toyota Corolla. Make the most obscene battlecar you can manage on budget with the catalog. Think oil slicks, circular saws, and other 007 shit.
Discuss whose car wins the demolition race.
Discuss whose car wins the demolition race.
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New leshen for the New Year ~
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
New leshen for the New Year ~
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THE GIANT'S BENEVOLENCE
If you see a Bug in your home that shouldn't be there, safely transport it outside. When you do so, gain a Bug Boon.
If something nice happens to you later, you've expended your Bug Boon. Say "Thank you Bug!" and acknowledge the Bug spirits.
If you see a Bug in your home that shouldn't be there, safely transport it outside. When you do so, gain a Bug Boon.
If something nice happens to you later, you've expended your Bug Boon. Say "Thank you Bug!" and acknowledge the Bug spirits.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
THE GIANT'S BENEVOLENCE
If you see a Bug in your home that shouldn't be there, safely transport it outside. When you do so, gain a Bug Boon.
If something nice happens to you later, you've expended your Bug Boon. Say "Thank you Bug!" and acknowledge the Bug spirits.
If you see a Bug in your home that shouldn't be there, safely transport it outside. When you do so, gain a Bug Boon.
If something nice happens to you later, you've expended your Bug Boon. Say "Thank you Bug!" and acknowledge the Bug spirits.
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The Only Murder in the Building
You are an assassin. Everyone else in your floor knows this, but assumes you have retired. You have not.
Assign 6,5, and 4 points to your Cover, Speech, and Skillset. This is what you will use to hide the body of your landlord, and make everyone think hes on break.
You are an assassin. Everyone else in your floor knows this, but assumes you have retired. You have not.
Assign 6,5, and 4 points to your Cover, Speech, and Skillset. This is what you will use to hide the body of your landlord, and make everyone think hes on break.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The Only Murder in the Building
You are an assassin. Everyone else in your floor knows this, but assumes you have retired. You have not.
Assign 6,5, and 4 points to your Cover, Speech, and Skillset. This is what you will use to hide the body of your landlord, and make everyone think hes on break.
You are an assassin. Everyone else in your floor knows this, but assumes you have retired. You have not.
Assign 6,5, and 4 points to your Cover, Speech, and Skillset. This is what you will use to hide the body of your landlord, and make everyone think hes on break.
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Aliens Ain’t Shit:
Ur teens, smokin fat blunts at the cemetery. Oh shit. Aliens!
U don’t know karate, but u can learn, probly.
U got a ‘97 Corolla w/ a kickass stereo.
What u do?
Pick ur Number 1-6. Roll more than number to do karate. Roll less than number yo use Corolla.
Kill aliens.
Ur teens, smokin fat blunts at the cemetery. Oh shit. Aliens!
U don’t know karate, but u can learn, probly.
U got a ‘97 Corolla w/ a kickass stereo.
What u do?
Pick ur Number 1-6. Roll more than number to do karate. Roll less than number yo use Corolla.
Kill aliens.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Aliens Ain’t Shit:
Ur teens, smokin fat blunts at the cemetery. Oh shit. Aliens!
U don’t know karate, but u can learn, probly.
U got a ‘97 Corolla w/ a kickass stereo.
What u do?
Pick ur Number 1-6. Roll more than number to do karate. Roll less than number yo use Corolla.
Kill aliens.
Ur teens, smokin fat blunts at the cemetery. Oh shit. Aliens!
U don’t know karate, but u can learn, probly.
U got a ‘97 Corolla w/ a kickass stereo.
What u do?
Pick ur Number 1-6. Roll more than number to do karate. Roll less than number yo use Corolla.
Kill aliens.
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(recently watched The Old Guard 2)
Players are all immortals. Should combat arise, roll a d6. On 4+ you win regardless of weapons/circumstances, on odds you toggle your mortality for the next combat, and on a 1 you die dramatically (if mortal) or swear revenge (if immortal).
Players are all immortals. Should combat arise, roll a d6. On 4+ you win regardless of weapons/circumstances, on odds you toggle your mortality for the next combat, and on a 1 you die dramatically (if mortal) or swear revenge (if immortal).
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
(recently watched The Old Guard 2)
Players are all immortals. Should combat arise, roll a d6. On 4+ you win regardless of weapons/circumstances, on odds you toggle your mortality for the next combat, and on a 1 you die dramatically (if mortal) or swear revenge (if immortal).
Players are all immortals. Should combat arise, roll a d6. On 4+ you win regardless of weapons/circumstances, on odds you toggle your mortality for the next combat, and on a 1 you die dramatically (if mortal) or swear revenge (if immortal).
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When you want to do something in the game where slipping on a banana peel would cause failure, the gm eats a banana. If you can finish narrating the action before the gm finishes the banana, it is successful. If not, your character slips on a banana peel and fails the action.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 AM
When you want to do something in the game where slipping on a banana peel would cause failure, the gm eats a banana. If you can finish narrating the action before the gm finishes the banana, it is successful. If not, your character slips on a banana peel and fails the action.
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Rock Paper Scissors World Championships
It's the rock paper scissors world championship finals. The PCs are the finalists. You're also in interlocking love triangles.
The only game mechanic is rock paper scissors. If you lose you can rethrow but only if you make out with another player, irl.
It's the rock paper scissors world championship finals. The PCs are the finalists. You're also in interlocking love triangles.
The only game mechanic is rock paper scissors. If you lose you can rethrow but only if you make out with another player, irl.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Rock Paper Scissors World Championships
It's the rock paper scissors world championship finals. The PCs are the finalists. You're also in interlocking love triangles.
The only game mechanic is rock paper scissors. If you lose you can rethrow but only if you make out with another player, irl.
It's the rock paper scissors world championship finals. The PCs are the finalists. You're also in interlocking love triangles.
The only game mechanic is rock paper scissors. If you lose you can rethrow but only if you make out with another player, irl.
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“Thoughtful Critique“ is a journaling game for 3+ players using the printed draft of an incomplete TTRPG and colored pens.
Players take turns leaving notes in the game’s margins.
(1/2)
Players take turns leaving notes in the game’s margins.
(1/2)
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“Thoughtful Critique“ is a journaling game for 3+ players using the printed draft of an incomplete TTRPG and colored pens.
Players take turns leaving notes in the game’s margins.
(1/2)
Players take turns leaving notes in the game’s margins.
(1/2)
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A Dragons Guide To Not Being Slayed
3 person game, 1 Dragon 1 Paladin/Knight/Dragon Slayer, 1 Town Representative
A dragon has been terrorizing a town, they have gotten sick of it and called in reinforcements
Dragons goal: Not get slayed
Knights goal: Become a Hero™️
Town Rep: Protect their home
3 person game, 1 Dragon 1 Paladin/Knight/Dragon Slayer, 1 Town Representative
A dragon has been terrorizing a town, they have gotten sick of it and called in reinforcements
Dragons goal: Not get slayed
Knights goal: Become a Hero™️
Town Rep: Protect their home
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A Dragons Guide To Not Being Slayed
3 person game, 1 Dragon 1 Paladin/Knight/Dragon Slayer, 1 Town Representative
A dragon has been terrorizing a town, they have gotten sick of it and called in reinforcements
Dragons goal: Not get slayed
Knights goal: Become a Hero™️
Town Rep: Protect their home
3 person game, 1 Dragon 1 Paladin/Knight/Dragon Slayer, 1 Town Representative
A dragon has been terrorizing a town, they have gotten sick of it and called in reinforcements
Dragons goal: Not get slayed
Knights goal: Become a Hero™️
Town Rep: Protect their home
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Kill Hitler in 6D6 Jumps.
You have invented time travel through Wikipedia pages using links. You're sending drones.
The tech isn't perfect. The best you can do is six d6 rolls to get to Hitler.
-Hit 'random article' on Wikipedia
-Roll 1d6
-hit link = number on die
-Least drones used wins
You have invented time travel through Wikipedia pages using links. You're sending drones.
The tech isn't perfect. The best you can do is six d6 rolls to get to Hitler.
-Hit 'random article' on Wikipedia
-Roll 1d6
-hit link = number on die
-Least drones used wins
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Kill Hitler in 6D6 Jumps.
You have invented time travel through Wikipedia pages using links. You're sending drones.
The tech isn't perfect. The best you can do is six d6 rolls to get to Hitler.
-Hit 'random article' on Wikipedia
-Roll 1d6
-hit link = number on die
-Least drones used wins
You have invented time travel through Wikipedia pages using links. You're sending drones.
The tech isn't perfect. The best you can do is six d6 rolls to get to Hitler.
-Hit 'random article' on Wikipedia
-Roll 1d6
-hit link = number on die
-Least drones used wins
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You are geeks and gamers doing a heist at a tabletop convention. You have five stats. They are MtG mana colours.
WHITE: Planning
GREEN: Talking
RED: Fighting
BLACK: Thieving
BLUE: Going On The Computer
WHITE: Planning
GREEN: Talking
RED: Fighting
BLACK: Thieving
BLUE: Going On The Computer
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You are geeks and gamers doing a heist at a tabletop convention. You have five stats. They are MtG mana colours.
WHITE: Planning
GREEN: Talking
RED: Fighting
BLACK: Thieving
BLUE: Going On The Computer
WHITE: Planning
GREEN: Talking
RED: Fighting
BLACK: Thieving
BLUE: Going On The Computer
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you gotta fuck her. who? roll 1d6.
1. yourself. jack off baby
2. your girlfriend
3. someone else's girlfriend
4. yourself, but in a " ey, you, go fuck yourself!" kinda way
5. that shy boy you knew in school. surprise, she's not a boy!
6. me
1. yourself. jack off baby
2. your girlfriend
3. someone else's girlfriend
4. yourself, but in a " ey, you, go fuck yourself!" kinda way
5. that shy boy you knew in school. surprise, she's not a boy!
6. me
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you gotta fuck her. who? roll 1d6.
1. yourself. jack off baby
2. your girlfriend
3. someone else's girlfriend
4. yourself, but in a " ey, you, go fuck yourself!" kinda way
5. that shy boy you knew in school. surprise, she's not a boy!
6. me
1. yourself. jack off baby
2. your girlfriend
3. someone else's girlfriend
4. yourself, but in a " ey, you, go fuck yourself!" kinda way
5. that shy boy you knew in school. surprise, she's not a boy!
6. me
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Roll a d12
9+: you lead a successful adventuring career
5-8: you scrape by and survive adventuring somehow
4-: you take an arrow to the knee ending your adventuring career early to wallow in a tavern reminiscing about your days long past
9+: you lead a successful adventuring career
5-8: you scrape by and survive adventuring somehow
4-: you take an arrow to the knee ending your adventuring career early to wallow in a tavern reminiscing about your days long past
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Roll a d12
9+: you lead a successful adventuring career
5-8: you scrape by and survive adventuring somehow
4-: you take an arrow to the knee ending your adventuring career early to wallow in a tavern reminiscing about your days long past
9+: you lead a successful adventuring career
5-8: you scrape by and survive adventuring somehow
4-: you take an arrow to the knee ending your adventuring career early to wallow in a tavern reminiscing about your days long past