Jess
@jawska.bsky.social
Writer. Educator. Nighttime Vigilante.
Satirist and TTRPG designer, sometimes at the same time. 1/2 of Wannabe Games. games: wannabegames.itch.io
she/they 🗝🌑
Satirist and TTRPG designer, sometimes at the same time. 1/2 of Wannabe Games. games: wannabegames.itch.io
she/they 🗝🌑
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Jess
@jawska.bsky.social
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Aqua Tofana
A baroque solo game about poisoning your husband
www.kickstarter.com
My zine month started yesterday because why not start it on the first day of the month, on a full moon no less!
Check out my tarot-based solo game about the aqua tofana poisoning ring!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
Check out my tarot-based solo game about the aqua tofana poisoning ring!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
Literally me all week: "I feel weird. I feel weak. I feel like I'm getting sick. I feel like I'm on the verge of a panic attack."
Take my prescribed vitamin D and feel fine not 6 hours later.
Take my prescribed vitamin D and feel fine not 6 hours later.
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Literally me all week: "I feel weird. I feel weak. I feel like I'm getting sick. I feel like I'm on the verge of a panic attack."
Take my prescribed vitamin D and feel fine not 6 hours later.
Take my prescribed vitamin D and feel fine not 6 hours later.
Not in the least bit surprising.
In case you're like oh it's cool I'll upload my government ID
Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel
Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.
www.pcgamer.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Not in the least bit surprising.
Disabled people should be able to be married without having their benefits threatened! Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Disabled people should be able to be married without having their benefits threatened! Happy Valentine's Day!
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These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.
At Wannabe Games, we've long been on the "fuck Ronald Reagan" train and I'm here to tell you right now we've also been on the "fuck Gavin Newsom" train.
![A clip of the game MoonPunk titled "Thinking up [tags]"
Let your imagination take over when invoking [tags]. Like much of this game, using them is about the negotiation and plausibility. [Tags are easy to think of when using historic or real-life examples. Try it out! Possible answers are below!
1. Chicago is (blank)!
2. America is (blank)!
3. Capitalists are (blank)!
4. Reagan is (blank)!
((answers appear upside down at the bottom))
1. windy
2. imperialist
3. evil
4. fascist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4jgp7bdm5c5q5sd4u3hwdncc/bafkreibkbsygjevjbmjniachawh4odmhqvzjjtsziymyq5wl72dzh4znwm@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
At Wannabe Games, we've long been on the "fuck Ronald Reagan" train and I'm here to tell you right now we've also been on the "fuck Gavin Newsom" train.
I've been telling my students all week that unless something disastrous happens, Ilia Malinin would definitely be winning gold.
Well, the disastrous happened!!
Well, the disastrous happened!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I've been telling my students all week that unless something disastrous happens, Ilia Malinin would definitely be winning gold.
Well, the disastrous happened!!
Well, the disastrous happened!!
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I was called an "expert of the arcane" in ad copy by Arkham Horror so that's how I'm going to introduce myself from now on.
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I was called an "expert of the arcane" in ad copy by Arkham Horror so that's how I'm going to introduce myself from now on.
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So remember kids...
Bullying works.
Bullying works.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
So remember kids...
Bullying works.
Bullying works.
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sorry I don't have time for discourse. I'm doing important work here
backloggd.com/u/MichaelKla...
backloggd.com/u/MichaelKla...
'Games Where a Person in Front of a Greenscreen Talks Directly to You' a list of games by MichaelKlamerus | Backloggd
Does not count games filmed on sets and the actor must be looking directly at the player and talking to them
backloggd.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
sorry I don't have time for discourse. I'm doing important work here
backloggd.com/u/MichaelKla...
backloggd.com/u/MichaelKla...
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
It's just Tom Bodett.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It's just Tom Bodett.
All games are political, and the best games are even more political than that.
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
All games are political, and the best games are even more political than that.
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The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
Superman ice cream.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Superman ice cream.
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Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Hey game people new phishing scam in discord! Someone asking how you are then asking if you have 5-10min and sending you a link to their friend’s game. I’ve gotten it three times today from folks
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hey game people new phishing scam in discord! Someone asking how you are then asking if you have 5-10min and sending you a link to their friend’s game. I’ve gotten it three times today from folks
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
I've announced a stretch goal for Aqua Tofana. I will be donating 50% of any proceeds over $1000 to the WINGS Program supporting survivors of domestic violence.
If you want to join me in supporting them, you can learn more about their program: wingsprogram.com
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
If you want to join me in supporting them, you can learn more about their program: wingsprogram.com
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
Aqua Tofana
A baroque solo game about poisoning your husband
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I've announced a stretch goal for Aqua Tofana. I will be donating 50% of any proceeds over $1000 to the WINGS Program supporting survivors of domestic violence.
If you want to join me in supporting them, you can learn more about their program: wingsprogram.com
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
If you want to join me in supporting them, you can learn more about their program: wingsprogram.com
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
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There's no rule that says a dog can't do downhill skiing!
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There's no rule that says a dog can't do downhill skiing!
Just got our latest batch printing of Coven of P.S. 13, which has been sold out physically everywhere.
I love looking at that book. It's so gorgeous. Dang, who designed it?
I love looking at that book. It's so gorgeous. Dang, who designed it?
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Just got our latest batch printing of Coven of P.S. 13, which has been sold out physically everywhere.
I love looking at that book. It's so gorgeous. Dang, who designed it?
I love looking at that book. It's so gorgeous. Dang, who designed it?