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Retail manager nee vet nurse. Trying to learn French. Video game enthusiast and couch fungus extraordinaire. Owner of probably too many house plants. Occasional writer.
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ngl I’m probably going to be using this account about the exact same as my old twitter one, which is to say, very little, but I still wanna grab my name before it gets taken. Which… I highly doubt but, who knows these days eh?
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I just think this ad is neat. The bird's eye shot is sick.

Also I aspire to be the cool mustache guy

This is all I want from FF
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Attempt number three at creature production, but I think I’m getting the hang of it! Goofed on the stitches a bit, but learning curve and all that.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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every day one of the 4 websites that exists sneaks in some annoying bullshit into your settings that you have to turn off if you don't want everything to suddenly become a little bit worse
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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oh its the thing everyone said was going to happen when this got brought in and it immediately happened
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Give folks their flowers

No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier

"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Oh wow, so good old notepad.exe is still in C:\Windows where it's always been, but it cannot be used as it just opens the Copilot "Notepad" app.

But... You if you uninstall "Notepad" from applications, you will get the real notepad.exe back and working.

I don't know what to think of this.
July 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Twitter was bad for a long time but at this point it’s a virtual monster gobbling up “content” to feed AI. Stop using it, lock or delete your account, and delete the app from your phone.
milph.mom Mom @milph.mom · Feb 13
It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too.

Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.
February 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This 2025 stop calling yourself a "content creator"

You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor...

You are not a faceless "content" machine.
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Kojima can make good stuff with his full chest and characters named Otaku Convention and Die Hardman, you can do it too
it is legitimately a good piece of creative advice to be like "be as unabashedly into your own shit as hideo kojima is"
December 28, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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Block and move on. Block and move on. Block on a whim, Block weird replies. We are not here to "win" the internet, we are here to read cool posts from experts and artists we would never ordinarily be able to interact with, and occasionally promote our own cool stuff to like-minded weirdos.
Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
February 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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It's not just Patreon and it's not just Apple

DON'T SUBSCRIBE IN APPS

lifehacker.com/dont-sign-up...
November 2, 2024 at 12:10 PM
ngl I’m probably going to be using this account about the exact same as my old twitter one, which is to say, very little, but I still wanna grab my name before it gets taken. Which… I highly doubt but, who knows these days eh?
October 22, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts

I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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PSA for ENG-speaking folks looking to discover JP/KR/CN accounts and having difficulty—🦋discovery settings have a sandboxing feature that defaults to languages enabled on your phone. change that by going to Settings > Basics > Languages > Content Languages and select the ones your want (or none/all)
i was wondering why none of the jp/kr artists i followed recently were showing up in my feeds and it's because of this -_- ... turned it off and now everything's showing up 😬
October 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Chip is legitimately one of my favourite LPers hands down. His playthroughs are always thorough, insightful as hell, funny as anything. He often takes Grant on such incredible journies with him, and they're always a delight to watch. Absolutely recc their Wonderful 101 LP and Metal Gear Rising too!
I'm Chip. Aside from making game trailers for a living I'm a let's player that's been at it since 2008. The LPs I do with my best friend @mynameisgrant.bsky.social are absurdly thorough. If you want to know about a game and see it played well, check out our stuff. www.youtube.com/@ChipCheezum...
ChipCheezumLPs
Chip and Ironicus have been doing informational and comedic let's plays and playthroughs of video games since 2008. This is the channel to come to if you want to see 50 Cent destroy an entire nation.
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Lots of people joining Bluesky again! Welcome! Whether you just joined, or you created an account decades ago and are gonna start posting now, here are some tips to enhance the experience. Share widely for all newcomers 🦋
August 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM