Pauline Murphy
whiskeyburrito.bsky.social
Pauline Murphy
@whiskeyburrito.bsky.social
Be ever clever && shamelessly brave <3
SATURDAY NIGHT SHOW AT 9PM. 8PM OPEN MIC BEFOREHAND!
March 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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For almost 20 years, Marley the penguin has been an artist. More recently, her fame has skyrocketed.
Viral penguin video charms fans: ‘What am I doing with my life and why is it not this’
A video of an enthusiastic penguin who paints has amused millions of people.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Not to brag, but we’re pretty confident this is the best sticker on the planet (just ask your dog). Get yours now through the link below!

www.weratedogs.com?utm_source=b...
March 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Busta Rhymes missed a "They Not Like Bus'" opportunity
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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a 16 year-old DOGE staffer known only as TesticulusMaxxximus1488 just moved the stone tortoise that was restraining the 36 Heavenly Spirits and the 72 Earthly Fiends, buckle up everybody
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Looks like Hooters went tits up.
February 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I’m so broke that any time I get a significantly large deposit into my bank account they’re like “hey, so we’re just going to hold onto this for 24 hours until we can prove you’re supposed to have it”
February 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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It's so unhinged to see the Nazi salute shit even being called a dogwhistle like no that is a Nazi salute!!!!!! That's just saying it out loud!!!!!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
February 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Forbidden gobstopper
This might be a little too inside baseball, but!
February 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This might be a little too inside baseball, but!
February 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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And there's no one weird trick to activism. Everyone and anyone can be an activist. Find something you're good at that helps people survive this, do it over and over again, and presto! you're an activist now.

It really is that simple. You don't have to do every activism. Just do what you can.
February 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm too hungry for this right now. Just salivated.
Cast iron skillet chicken parm straight out of the oven. Want to try this with thinner chicken strips next time.
February 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Comedy show tonight at Paradise Island 8PM! 225 Ellis St
January 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM