Richie Valens
@whistlesaintwooin.bsky.social
Patron Saint of Struggles / Professional Hater of All Things / Xzibit stan account / All Thoughts And Posts Here Are My Fucking Own
Are girls taking off their Aura rings before they give handies these days?
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Are girls taking off their Aura rings before they give handies these days?
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
I'm personally not ready to process a new Noah Kahan album and get extremely hurt in the process
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I'm personally not ready to process a new Noah Kahan album and get extremely hurt in the process
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the current vibe is no drinking, no drugs, being a 9 and a 6 at the same time, life heavy, run far from obligations, bedtime early,
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the current vibe is no drinking, no drugs, being a 9 and a 6 at the same time, life heavy, run far from obligations, bedtime early,
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
I miss the Space Shuttle
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I miss the Space Shuttle
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They put an LGBTQ sticker on the SUV they’re using to abduct children.
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They put an LGBTQ sticker on the SUV they’re using to abduct children.
Short list of accessories you DON'T bring to the bar:
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Short list of accessories you DON'T bring to the bar:
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Again I apologize for belaboring this point, but I really haven't seen it mentioned by any mainstream source: if you go frame by frame, it is exceedingly clear the shooter recorded most or all of the encounter on his phone, and was likely recording at the exact moment he shot her.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Again I apologize for belaboring this point, but I really haven't seen it mentioned by any mainstream source: if you go frame by frame, it is exceedingly clear the shooter recorded most or all of the encounter on his phone, and was likely recording at the exact moment he shot her.
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to be clear, I will always believe my eyes. I will always trust my heart. I will always listen to my brain. They are all hurting right now. This is America.
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
to be clear, I will always believe my eyes. I will always trust my heart. I will always listen to my brain. They are all hurting right now. This is America.
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Every conservative today
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every conservative today
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now would be a good time to watch Andor if you havent seen it.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
now would be a good time to watch Andor if you havent seen it.
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Stop using food delivery.
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Stop using food delivery.
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University fired the transgender TA for giving a zero on an assignment that the student admits to not actually doing.
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
University fired the transgender TA for giving a zero on an assignment that the student admits to not actually doing.
You can only get your heart broken twice in the same city before you have to leave and start over
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can only get your heart broken twice in the same city before you have to leave and start over
I'm sorry in advance
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm sorry in advance
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
presented without comment
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the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
I really hope last night, somewhere out there, there was a hot, fat tittied theater girl who went as Sydney Sweeny Todd
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I really hope last night, somewhere out there, there was a hot, fat tittied theater girl who went as Sydney Sweeny Todd
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a relationship's Online Gap becomes most apparent at halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
a relationship's Online Gap becomes most apparent at halloween
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we live in a haunted carnival funhouse
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October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we live in a haunted carnival funhouse