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@whydousernamesxist.bsky.social
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Any pronouns
@/whydousernamesevenexist on Tumblr
Any pronouns
@/whydousernamesevenexist on Tumblr
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there is a version of me out there living in a timeline without all these horrors™… ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵘᶜᵏʸ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
there is a version of me out there living in a timeline without all these horrors™… ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᵘᶜᵏʸ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
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Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
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One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this
When I can't choose between two options so I tell someone to choose for me and they pick the one I didn't want :/
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
When I can't choose between two options so I tell someone to choose for me and they pick the one I didn't want :/
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chief: ok what do we have here
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
chief: ok what do we have here
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
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Hope you enjoy today's gaslighting!
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Hope you enjoy today's gaslighting!
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let get sushi
I'm inviting but you're paying
I'm inviting but you're paying
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
let get sushi
I'm inviting but you're paying
I'm inviting but you're paying
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The zoo closes at 5 pm. After hours, call our main number and an intern will perform their repertoire of animal impressions.
January 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The zoo closes at 5 pm. After hours, call our main number and an intern will perform their repertoire of animal impressions.
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I miss the old days when "what are we mad about today?", was a legitimate question and nobody genuinely knew the answer
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I miss the old days when "what are we mad about today?", was a legitimate question and nobody genuinely knew the answer
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got banned from pintrest for commenting "where's the bulge?" on every wedding dress inspiration board 😭
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
got banned from pintrest for commenting "where's the bulge?" on every wedding dress inspiration board 😭
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I hate how performative everything feels nowadays but I also can't stop performing
June 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I hate how performative everything feels nowadays but I also can't stop performing
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Do you ever crash out when the sidewalk tiles are slightly too big or slightly too small for you to step on each one equally/always skip the same amount of tiles, never more or less, or is there something wrong with me
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Do you ever crash out when the sidewalk tiles are slightly too big or slightly too small for you to step on each one equally/always skip the same amount of tiles, never more or less, or is there something wrong with me
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I wanna use words like 'alas' in casual conversations but I'm too stupid
June 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I wanna use words like 'alas' in casual conversations but I'm too stupid
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Who up thinking too much to the point where you invent new intrusive thoughts
June 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Who up thinking too much to the point where you invent new intrusive thoughts
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In the brazen bull, not even getting mildly bothered by the heat with the way my life has been going lately
June 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In the brazen bull, not even getting mildly bothered by the heat with the way my life has been going lately
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Wanna disappear in the woods but too addicted to my phone to survive there for longer than three hours :/
June 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Wanna disappear in the woods but too addicted to my phone to survive there for longer than three hours :/
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My dad sends me some old comedy clips all the time so I watch them and then analyse them and based on my careful analysis react with an appropriate emoji and honestly I have to be so focused it's crazy
June 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My dad sends me some old comedy clips all the time so I watch them and then analyse them and based on my careful analysis react with an appropriate emoji and honestly I have to be so focused it's crazy
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I wish I could go to my own settings and change them to 'normal'
June 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wish I could go to my own settings and change them to 'normal'
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"It's so over" -me, every day
June 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"It's so over" -me, every day
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The first 12 months or the year are always the hardest huh
I can't do this anymore
I can't do this anymore
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The first 12 months or the year are always the hardest huh
I can't do this anymore
I can't do this anymore
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"you'll be such a good mother" I'll commit child murder in two months at most
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"you'll be such a good mother" I'll commit child murder in two months at most
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You think orgasm is real? Why? You saw it in porn? Sure. Did you not know those are actors?
June 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You think orgasm is real? Why? You saw it in porn? Sure. Did you not know those are actors?
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"Money doesn't buy happiness" I'm not trying to buy that. I'm trying to pay for therapy, meds, food, housing, clothing, energy drinks, and yarn for my crochet.
June 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Money doesn't buy happiness" I'm not trying to buy that. I'm trying to pay for therapy, meds, food, housing, clothing, energy drinks, and yarn for my crochet.
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I feel like I'm touching wet food in the sink, but like only on a psychological level, not irl
June 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I feel like I'm touching wet food in the sink, but like only on a psychological level, not irl