Keith
@withaninotay.bsky.social
The line of progress is never straight
♥️🤍 / 💛🖤 🧩
♥️🤍 / 💛🖤 🧩
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HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone heading back into work and having to endure dull conversation about what they got up to during the Christmas holidays.
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ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
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Yo Momma So Brexit That She Orders Omelette And Chips From The Chinese It's 8:00PM
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yo Momma So Brexit That She Orders Omelette And Chips From The Chinese It's 8:00PM
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Hoping for aliens/pirate treasure/ancient magical balls
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hoping for aliens/pirate treasure/ancient magical balls
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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Um. I’m all right, mate, thanks.
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Um. I’m all right, mate, thanks.
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
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and I feel fine
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
and I feel fine
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I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
October 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod
Claire's Accessories closing down, but you will NOT predict the reason given.
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod
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