Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan
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Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
· Nov 6
hi 👋
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
the Divinity trailer sparks a conundrum
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
the Divinity trailer sparks a conundrum
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
we're Sebulback
Star Wars: Galactic Racer - 2026 for PS5/Xbox/PC by developer Fuse Games, a studio led by former Criterion Games general manager Matt Webster (key figures from Need for Speed, Burnout, and Star Wars: Battlefront franchises) www.gematsu.com/2025/12/star...
Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riav...
Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riav...
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
we're Sebulback
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I'm excited for Supergirl and think it's probably going to be a really cool movie
but can't lie, first impression from the trailer has me really disappointed how muddled and brown the visuals on display are
but can't lie, first impression from the trailer has me really disappointed how muddled and brown the visuals on display are
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm excited for Supergirl and think it's probably going to be a really cool movie
but can't lie, first impression from the trailer has me really disappointed how muddled and brown the visuals on display are
but can't lie, first impression from the trailer has me really disappointed how muddled and brown the visuals on display are
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion"
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion"
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🇳🇱 SD Worx-Protime unveil their kit for the 2026 season!
What do you rate it out of 10? 🤔
📸 SD Worx-Protime
What do you rate it out of 10? 🤔
📸 SD Worx-Protime
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
🇳🇱 SD Worx-Protime unveil their kit for the 2026 season!
What do you rate it out of 10? 🤔
📸 SD Worx-Protime
What do you rate it out of 10? 🤔
📸 SD Worx-Protime
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In contrast to the horrible ai slop from Coke and MacDo, Intermarché released this beautiful piece of art. Wonderful holiday animation
Intermarché - Unloved
YouTube video by Romance Agency
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
In contrast to the horrible ai slop from Coke and MacDo, Intermarché released this beautiful piece of art. Wonderful holiday animation
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Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Because I’m bored: Professional Athletes as Public Transit Vehicles
watched 'Train Dreams'
think Bryce Dessner's soundtrack will stay with me for a solid while, really beautiful film
think Bryce Dessner's soundtrack will stay with me for a solid while, really beautiful film
end of the year is always fun because I get to watch a lot of movies
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
watched 'Train Dreams'
think Bryce Dessner's soundtrack will stay with me for a solid while, really beautiful film
think Bryce Dessner's soundtrack will stay with me for a solid while, really beautiful film
end of the year is always fun because I get to watch a lot of movies
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
end of the year is always fun because I get to watch a lot of movies
Matty Cash, babyyyy
a cartoon of a cow with a red and white ball on its head
ALT: a cartoon of a cow with a red and white ball on its head
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Matty Cash, babyyyy
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The FIFA Peace Prize is most correctly viewed as some of the world's most corrupt people recognizing what the world's most corrupt men values most: fake recognition based on lies
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize is most correctly viewed as some of the world's most corrupt people recognizing what the world's most corrupt men values most: fake recognition based on lies
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I hate the power this man has over the sport I love.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino addresses the Kennedy Center as the World Cup draw gets underway.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I hate the power this man has over the sport I love.
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"No, it doesn't" — Dillon Brooks
That seems like too much Dillon Brooks
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"No, it doesn't" — Dillon Brooks
I'm gonna go to the cinema even MORE now
Netflix confirms it will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO, for about $82.7 billion, after separation of Discovery Global (which is expected to be completed in Q3 2026).
about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...
about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm gonna go to the cinema even MORE now
Mike called Will a 'sorcerer' because his magic is innate and not from books?
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Mike called Will a 'sorcerer' because his magic is innate and not from books?
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
I'm happy to point out that wasn't a thing until like 15 years until the events of the show
a few ebbs and flows later, I've finally read through the 2021 Hellfire Gala
went back to actually properly reading through the Krakoan era of the X-Men with the purchase of a tablet
X of Swords, here I come
X of Swords, here I come
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
a few ebbs and flows later, I've finally read through the 2021 Hellfire Gala
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
my ranking up in the nerd world is underlined by watching the new stranger things and picking up that they're using incorrect D&D rules
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline