Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan
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Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
· Nov 6
hi 👋
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm here to say: Derrick White
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm here to say: Derrick White
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james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth
a team of 11 Reece Jameses would win the Champions League
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
a team of 11 Reece Jameses would win the Champions League
abysmal first half, non-existent defending, headloss, an asshole ref and all of underlined by an argentinian asshole who keeps running out of pitch
I hate it here
I hate it here
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
abysmal first half, non-existent defending, headloss, an asshole ref and all of underlined by an argentinian asshole who keeps running out of pitch
I hate it here
I hate it here
another weekend
garnacho is less than useless
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
another weekend
Kurt Vonnegut being a guy from Indiana and not an 18th centrury writer & philosopher from Vienna will never stop surprising me
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Kurt Vonnegut being a guy from Indiana and not an 18th centrury writer & philosopher from Vienna will never stop surprising me
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Cinema, as an industry, is in crisis, but the movies will endure.
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
The best films of 2025
In a year of many challenges to the art form, the movies came out stronger. These films are the best of 2025.
joysauce.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Cinema, as an industry, is in crisis, but the movies will endure.
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
These are the very best of 2025 joysauce.com/the-best-fil...
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Breaking: Houston Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise, sources told me and @ramonaespn.bsky.social.
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
Sources: Rockets expand talks to buy, move Sun
Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise to Houston, sources told ESPN
www.espn.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Breaking: Houston Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise, sources told me and @ramonaespn.bsky.social.
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
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Science has named the seemingly unstoppable growth of renewable energy worldwide as the 2025 Breakthrough of the Year.
Learn more about this year's #BOTY and other big advances in science: https://scim.ag/493Tpgx
Learn more about this year's #BOTY and other big advances in science: https://scim.ag/493Tpgx
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Science has named the seemingly unstoppable growth of renewable energy worldwide as the 2025 Breakthrough of the Year.
Learn more about this year's #BOTY and other big advances in science: https://scim.ag/493Tpgx
Learn more about this year's #BOTY and other big advances in science: https://scim.ag/493Tpgx
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Canyon-SRAM-ZondaCrypto's new look is definitely a funky one!
I quite like it. A big improvement on previous jerseys. Reminds of a leopard, for some reason.
What do you think to this new "luminous" kit?
I quite like it. A big improvement on previous jerseys. Reminds of a leopard, for some reason.
What do you think to this new "luminous" kit?
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Canyon-SRAM-ZondaCrypto's new look is definitely a funky one!
I quite like it. A big improvement on previous jerseys. Reminds of a leopard, for some reason.
What do you think to this new "luminous" kit?
I quite like it. A big improvement on previous jerseys. Reminds of a leopard, for some reason.
What do you think to this new "luminous" kit?
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Laboral Kutxa-Fundación Euskadi show off their brand new look for 2026.
I love how chaotic this jersey is. I think it looks really good. Yes, it is chaotic, but it still looks stylish at the same time.
What do you think to the Basque team's new outfit?
I love how chaotic this jersey is. I think it looks really good. Yes, it is chaotic, but it still looks stylish at the same time.
What do you think to the Basque team's new outfit?
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Laboral Kutxa-Fundación Euskadi show off their brand new look for 2026.
I love how chaotic this jersey is. I think it looks really good. Yes, it is chaotic, but it still looks stylish at the same time.
What do you think to the Basque team's new outfit?
I love how chaotic this jersey is. I think it looks really good. Yes, it is chaotic, but it still looks stylish at the same time.
What do you think to the Basque team's new outfit?
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Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Coming soon -- Dimension 20: Gladlands! ☀️😃
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Dusty Do-gooders (Ally Beardsley, Kimia Behpoornia, Vic Michaelis, Oscar Montoya, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki) for a feel-good apocalypse adventure!
Dimension 20: Gladlands premieres Jan. 7th, 2026!
got caught switched to the 'For You' tab on twitter, and I gotta say - the algorithm is impressively robust, virtually all post kept me slightly enraged and engaged
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
got caught switched to the 'For You' tab on twitter, and I gotta say - the algorithm is impressively robust, virtually all post kept me slightly enraged and engaged
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I got to do a write-up about one of the greatest people I, and many others, get to watch play basketball with regularity, for Fandoms of the Year: A'ja Wilson.
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fansided.com/fandoms-of-t...
A’ja Wilson reminded everyone who the WNBA belongs to
In a season filled with new stars and louder storylines, A’ja Wilson reasserted herself as the league’s center of gravity.
fansided.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I got to do a write-up about one of the greatest people I, and many others, get to watch play basketball with regularity, for Fandoms of the Year: A'ja Wilson.
fansided.com/fandoms-of-t...
fansided.com/fandoms-of-t...
the Tempo jerseys follow the pattern for virtually all first jerseys for new teams - kinda bland and boring, but do the job
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the Tempo jerseys follow the pattern for virtually all first jerseys for new teams - kinda bland and boring, but do the job
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A team to call our own. A jersey that makes it real.
Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the inaugural Tempo Explorer jersey goes on sale.
Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the inaugural Tempo Explorer jersey goes on sale.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A team to call our own. A jersey that makes it real.
Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the inaugural Tempo Explorer jersey goes on sale.
Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the inaugural Tempo Explorer jersey goes on sale.
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
seeing people whose opinions I don't respect *really* complain about Pluribus makes me want to watch the show
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
seeing people whose opinions I don't respect *really* complain about Pluribus makes me want to watch the show
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i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
garnacho is less than useless
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
garnacho is less than useless
the Divinity trailer sparks a conundrum
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
the Divinity trailer sparks a conundrum
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm
should I finally play Divinity 2: OS or finish my fourth playthrough of BG3 hmmm