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Chris Wozniak

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graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan he/him wlohaty.com

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · Nov 6

hi 👋

I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people

I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate

let's be pals 🤠

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 3d

"woke up before sunrise"

during summer: inspirational, wow so productive, I bet he runs, so much discipline, early bird gets the worm, on that grind,

during winter: depressing, definitely late for work, reminds you it's gloomy and cold out, reminds you of life's futility, equivalent to february

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MangaAlerts @mangaalerts.com · 3d

Kodansha, Kadokawa, Square Enix, Shogakukan, Akita Shoten, The Association of Japanese Animations and thirteen other co-signers released a joint statement denouncing Open AI’s Sora 2 for infringing on their copyright without permission/proper compensation

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Proton @proton.me · 3d

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 3d

happy halloween 👻👻👻

scene from x2 where magneto bitchily says We love What youve done with your hair, to an outraged rogue, being held back by ice man. magneto makes a lil stinker face while mystique laughs

Dr Victor Frankenstein (peter cushing version) says We Love What You've Done With Your Hair

The bride of frankenstein looks shocked, being comforted by Frankensteins monster

Victor Frankenstein smiles coyly while egor from young frankenstein laughs

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 3d

the Celtics tried to tank the win, but unfortunately they were met with Joel Embiid's Power to Lose

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

happy halloween

Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 4d

Kerivoula picta, the painted bat, looks like a figment of Halloween's imagination, but is real. Very sadly they're endangered, but the fact they exist is a pretty magical thing to think about today: www.batcon.org/bat/kerivoul...

A painted bat, with orange body and orange and black striped wings, flying against a dark green background

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 4d

'A House of Dynamite'

cons: it's very disappointing
pros: Angel Reese cameo

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andré, but scarier @838carlisle.bsky.social · 4d

from sarah gorden:

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Ben Pickman @benpickman.bsky.social · 4d

The WNBA and the WNBPA reached a resolution on Thursday for a 30-day extension on their CBA deal, league sources told @theathletic.com.

The extension will run through 11/30.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 5d

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

It was further part of the conspiracy that the co-conspirators, including
RABBITT, ABUGHAZALEH, MARTIN, SHARP, STRAW and WALSH, physically hindered and impeded Agent A and the Government Vehicle such that Agent A was forced to drive at an extremely slow rate of speed to avoid injuring any of the conspirators and in doing so slowly progressed towards the BSSA to discharge the duties of his office.

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 5d

gotta get him on this app, man

tweet from magic johnson saying 'With the Series being 2-2, Game 5 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!'

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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 6d

Moleman; I need the biggest metaphor you have...

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 10d

let's go Soniattle Storm

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 10d

NY Liberty assistant Sonia Raman has agreed to a multiyear deal to become the new head coach of the Seattle Storm, sources tell ESPN. Raman makes WNBA history as the first person of Indian-origin to be head coach – after being the first Indian-American woman to be NBA assistant.

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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 10d

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11d

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 11d

movies are BACK, baby

so good, the directing and editing on display is fantastic, the cast is awesome, I want to be like Sensei when I grow up, and it's surprisingly hilarious

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Jeryce Dianingana @jeryce.bsky.social · 12d

Netease just went straight to my folio to copy/paste elements of my personal work to create their official concept art for their Wakanda map.

I tried to get answers for a while but no replies from them so here we are.

You can check one of them Dm'ing me on X.

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 11d

*finally* seated for One Battle After Another

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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 11d

Terry Rozier's lawyer's name is "Jim Trusty" omfg you cannot make this up

Statement from Jim Trusty on Terry Rozier's arrest (from Yahoo Sports)

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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 12d

40 points, 15 rebounds, 0 turnovers, 3 blocks, 15-21 from the floor. OK!

Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 12d

Victor Wembanyama makes me feel like I’m 8 years old. Watching him do this to Anthony Davis (!) is hard to process. All you can do is laugh out loud.

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Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 12d

wout weghorst doing slide tackles in his own box lol

Chris Wozniak @wlohaty.com · 12d

I'm late to the party, but I started reading the 6160 Ultimate Universe run and it's really fun

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 13d

we're not talking about a generic skull and crossbones tattoo here - Graham Platner's tattoo appears to be a straight-up 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf.

not subtle!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_SS_...

graham platner totenkopf tattoo and actual SS emblem

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 14d

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