AmadeUpname
woodseaves.bsky.social
AmadeUpname
@woodseaves.bsky.social
Book fondler and cat wrangler.
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I just ruined a great evening listening to Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life by not skipping 'Isn't She Lovely' quickly enough.
Also 'I Wish' because of the line
'Then my only worry was for Christmas what would be my toy'
No! Just no.
*Still shuddering*
#MusicalMarmite
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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My wife and I are having a disagreement over who had the more sheltered childhood, based on the following real data points:

- She cannot name a single specific Bob Dylan song

- I have never inhaled helium from a balloon (or otherwise)
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I abandoned Spotify for Qobuz and it's so good. I didn't realise the extent to which I was being spoonfed musical gruel.
Qobuz has shoved a whole musical world at me this morning, currently in Spain via Mali.
#qobuz
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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‘These men think they’ve done nothing wrong’: the philosopher who tried to understand Gisèle Pelicot’s rapists
‘These men think they’ve done nothing wrong’: the philosopher who tried to understand Gisèle Pelicot’s rapists
When 50 men went on trial in France, accused of raping a woman who had been drugged by her husband, Manon Garcia was in the courtroom – and in the prosecutors’ closing arguments. How does she make sense of what happened?
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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I'd somehow missed this, and it's so lovely www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-uq...
Michael Palin's Super 8mm Film - "The Life of Brian" (1978)
YouTube video by Monty Python
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Don't threaten us with a good time, Daily Express.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Ok so Total Eclipse of the Heart was originally written to be a vampire love song in a play about nosferatu

Yes they made it, but you can only find he German version. So here I present to you: Tenz Der Vampire

(Skip to 1:12:40 for TEotH)
Tanz der Vampire – 10th November 2005 – Hamburg Proshot (Tarte, Kessler, Niemeyer)
YouTube video by 3 pennies for an opera
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bruce is not yet ready to face today

#Caturday
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Most popular karaoke song of 2025: “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift. Least popular? "Corpus Christi: Lauda Sion Salvatorem” by Thomas Aquinas.
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm cold. Isn't it lovely! I'm wiggling my cold toes and pressing my cold fingers against my face.
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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No, when you deliberately say something that you know isn’t true, that’s a lie. It says so in the dictionary.
Nigel Farage admits he was wrong to say he had bought house in Clacton
Reform UK leader says he should not have claimed he was buyer of property that was really bought by his partner
www.theguardian.com
September 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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that liminal thing when you're reading and falling asleep and start to hallucinate words on the page that aren't on the page, i love that
July 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Toothache is forcing me out of my constant state of denial with regard to my teeth. I keep them clean but I'm of the 'if they don't hurt they're fine' school of thinking when it comes to getting regular check ups. Now one of them hurts. Really hurts. I knew this time would come.
July 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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'Tell me about this one'
I am indicating a point on my lover's body
As she lies next to me.
'That's a hand.' She says. 'I use that for picking things up.'
'Wow,' I murmur, 'cool.'
July 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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speaking of remembering great summer tweets, this Jacob Bacharach one will rattle around in my head forever
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Pinched from Facebook
June 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Watching Inception, it’s like watching Inception
June 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Every now and then I have to post the single best commercial ever made.
June 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Bloody swifts and swallows!Coming over here from Africa and having the right to access free housing..."

#SwiftBricks
#FirstTheyCameForTheBirds

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Labour blocks proposal for ‘swift bricks’ in all new homes
MPs had previously backed Conservative amendment to ask developers to provide hollow bricks for endangered birds
www.theguardian.com
May 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ulfr is sunbathing...
March 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm at the 'I bet I could beatbox if I tried' point of the evening.
December 31, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Oreo or a bourbon biscuit?
No, you can't rather anything you have to choose one.
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM