THE Terry Jones
@wordygurdygurl.bsky.social
Life doesn't come with a User Guide, but if it did, I probably wouldn't have read it • Lifelong Dem • Old hippie pothead • Grandperson • Writer • Runs with scissors • 07016 –> 98177 • New Jersey born, now Seattle based (and loving it) • I ignore DMs
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popeye is flexing his muscles and saying i am what i am .
ALT: popeye is flexing his muscles and saying i am what i am .
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I swear like a sailor, it's true. And I learned to swear at my mother's knee. My mother was not, however, a sailor 🤷♀️
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January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Can someone please just put him in a rubber room made to look like a McDonalds, declare him King Donald McRonald, give him a fucking crown, and let us get back to our lives as they once were. Please?
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Can someone please just put him in a rubber room made to look like a McDonalds, declare him King Donald McRonald, give him a fucking crown, and let us get back to our lives as they once were. Please?
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So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
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Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
Least surprising headline of the day:
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Least surprising headline of the day:
Had just gotten my streak over 100 again, but then this 😠Wordle 1,635 X/6
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December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It was only a matter of time…
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It was only a matter of time…
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Amen
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Amen
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is my kind of good trouble.
Too funny not to steal off FB 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Too funny not to steal off FB 🤣
Hahaha (she laughs as she sobs 😢)
experiencing my parents getting older really is an argument for assisted suicide. my own, that is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hahaha (she laughs as she sobs 😢)
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I know SCOTUS literally already said that it was open season on any kind of Brown folk but this is another in "the irony of the error proves the stupidity of the whole entire concept".
Native American nearly deported after Polk County jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
Jail staff in Des Moines told Leticia Jacobo she would be turned over to immigration agents — even though Jacobo is Native American.
www.desmoinesregister.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I know SCOTUS literally already said that it was open season on any kind of Brown folk but this is another in "the irony of the error proves the stupidity of the whole entire concept".
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Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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