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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
I think it would be very spiritually fulfilling if some kindly giant were to scoop me up and burp me like a baby
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I think it would be very spiritually fulfilling if some kindly giant were to scoop me up and burp me like a baby
Esprit D'air, pretty good live!
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Esprit D'air, pretty good live!
Managed to find the local Graybeard, magic
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Managed to find the local Graybeard, magic
Currently deep in the belly of the Great Satan (Fife).
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Currently deep in the belly of the Great Satan (Fife).
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Some of my favourite metal show guys include;
-Average looking dude jealousy guarding very attractive girlfriend
- man with dreads, and a battle jacket that makes him look like a nationalist freedom fighter
- guy in kilt and band shirt combo
-Average looking dude jealousy guarding very attractive girlfriend
- man with dreads, and a battle jacket that makes him look like a nationalist freedom fighter
- guy in kilt and band shirt combo
October 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Some of my favourite metal show guys include;
-Average looking dude jealousy guarding very attractive girlfriend
- man with dreads, and a battle jacket that makes him look like a nationalist freedom fighter
- guy in kilt and band shirt combo
-Average looking dude jealousy guarding very attractive girlfriend
- man with dreads, and a battle jacket that makes him look like a nationalist freedom fighter
- guy in kilt and band shirt combo
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when i was an acting student we would sometimes help the police on roleplay exercises. i was given the direction to be "on drugs" and i just did this. they got so rattled trying to deal with me, then my lecturer was concerned cos i was too convincing.
honestly the most relaxed ive felt in my life.
honestly the most relaxed ive felt in my life.
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
when i was an acting student we would sometimes help the police on roleplay exercises. i was given the direction to be "on drugs" and i just did this. they got so rattled trying to deal with me, then my lecturer was concerned cos i was too convincing.
honestly the most relaxed ive felt in my life.
honestly the most relaxed ive felt in my life.
I like this Mamdani guy, but goddamn if he hasn't made the most insane among us even worse
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I like this Mamdani guy, but goddamn if he hasn't made the most insane among us even worse
Will Smith's metallic orange jacket in M.I.B. is incredible and I need it
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Will Smith's metallic orange jacket in M.I.B. is incredible and I need it
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Bad takes amongst wargammers? That doesn't sound right.
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August 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bad takes amongst wargammers? That doesn't sound right.
private music
s'pretty good
s'pretty good
August 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
private music
s'pretty good
s'pretty good
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“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune
― Frank Herbert, Dune
August 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune
― Frank Herbert, Dune
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"FFS mate you'll have someone's eye out if you're not careful."
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"FFS mate you'll have someone's eye out if you're not careful."
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Video games should have an "I Get It" button that turns off all the tutorials before you start playing.
July 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Video games should have an "I Get It" button that turns off all the tutorials before you start playing.
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Rolling up to the tesla diner in my cybertruck, dressed as a ninja on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I haven't spoken to my children in months.
Somehow this bacon is going to explode and kill a family of four
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Rolling up to the tesla diner in my cybertruck, dressed as a ninja on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I haven't spoken to my children in months.
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According to recent studies, TERFs are all smelly losers. 86% report that they're family hate them, while 57% say they've lost all their friends.
July 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
According to recent studies, TERFs are all smelly losers. 86% report that they're family hate them, while 57% say they've lost all their friends.
Place your bets: genuine RW crank pulling out their hair over stuff they made up, or attempt at engagement farming by winding up the libs?
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Place your bets: genuine RW crank pulling out their hair over stuff they made up, or attempt at engagement farming by winding up the libs?
Cheeky wee Sniper Priest #trenchcrusade
July 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Cheeky wee Sniper Priest #trenchcrusade
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
True Detective s2 is ok so far, by why does Vince Vaughn talk like that? He's a crime boss not a goth theatre kid
July 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
True Detective s2 is ok so far, by why does Vince Vaughn talk like that? He's a crime boss not a goth theatre kid