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Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't understand anything.
Phoenix resident of 38 years. Life is what you make it.
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Phoenix resident of 38 years. Life is what you make it.
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
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My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
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Not hiding the candy anymore.
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Not hiding the candy anymore.
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The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
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here's today's post: "wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025" — what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025
what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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here's today's post: "dumbest president ever invents the battleship" — it’s all so stupid and pointless.
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dumbest president ever invents the battleship
it’s all so stupid and pointless
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December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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@bencollins.bsky.social The Onion ("America's Finest News Source" - trademark) stays in business by offering festive holiday discounts on subscriptions to old-timey ink-on-paper editions of The Onion delivered directly to grateful subscribers by the equally-old-timey United States Postal Service.
How in hell does The Onion stay in business?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social The Onion ("America's Finest News Source" - trademark) stays in business by offering festive holiday discounts on subscriptions to old-timey ink-on-paper editions of The Onion delivered directly to grateful subscribers by the equally-old-timey United States Postal Service.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
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DAY 15 DECEMBER 2025
2nd night of Hanukkah
These Tragic Times
To the family of Michele & Rob Reiner we send our heartfelt condolences
This below is actual footage of Carl and his beloved son
They reenacted this poignant scene from the Princess Bride
RIP 🙏😪
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DAY 15 DECEMBER 2025
2nd night of Hanukkah
These Tragic Times
To the family of Michele & Rob Reiner we send our heartfelt condolences
This below is actual footage of Carl and his beloved son
They reenacted this poignant scene from the Princess Bride
RIP 🙏😪
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
sound
DAY 15 DECEMBER 2025
2nd night of Hanukkah
These Tragic Times
To the family of Michele & Rob Reiner we send our heartfelt condolences
This below is actual footage of Carl and his beloved son
They reenacted this poignant scene from the Princess Bride
RIP 🙏😪
sound
DAY 15 DECEMBER 2025
2nd night of Hanukkah
These Tragic Times
To the family of Michele & Rob Reiner we send our heartfelt condolences
This below is actual footage of Carl and his beloved son
They reenacted this poignant scene from the Princess Bride
RIP 🙏😪
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"Everyone f**ing hates you!" See what happens when unarmed, peaceful citizens put their bodies in the way of an unwarranted ICE raid. A tense run-in unfolds between St. Paul, Minnesota residents and ICE agents.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
From the minnesota community on Reddit: "Everyone f**ing hates you!" See what happens when unarmed, peaceful citizens put their bodies in the way of an unwarranted ICE raid. A tense run-in unfolds bet...
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December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Everyone f**ing hates you!" See what happens when unarmed, peaceful citizens put their bodies in the way of an unwarranted ICE raid. A tense run-in unfolds between St. Paul, Minnesota residents and ICE agents.
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...
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ICE attacks & pepper sprays Rep. Adelita Grijalva
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ICE attacks & pepper sprays Rep. Adelita Grijalva
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Hideous.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hideous.
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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.
Idk, just spitballing here.
Idk, just spitballing here.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.
Idk, just spitballing here.
Idk, just spitballing here.
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Goddamnit this dude is outing us! You're not supposed to TELL people metal guitarists sound like an episode of Spongebob without effects 😂
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Goddamnit this dude is outing us! You're not supposed to TELL people metal guitarists sound like an episode of Spongebob without effects 😂
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Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Democratic voters are working hard to stop fascism. It would be nice if the leaders of the party joined them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Democratic voters are working hard to stop fascism. It would be nice if the leaders of the party joined them.
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Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Dr. Harini Bhat (PharmD) | Science Storyteller
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November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dr. Harini Bhat (PharmD) | Science Storyteller
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WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK JOKES THAT INSTEAD OF PARDONING TURKEYS, HE'LL DEPORT THEM TO A SALVADORAN SLAVE-LABOR GULAG? THE DONNY CONVICT KIND. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, YOU GHOUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE. bit.ly/4rC8ApQ
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK JOKES THAT INSTEAD OF PARDONING TURKEYS, HE'LL DEPORT THEM TO A SALVADORAN SLAVE-LABOR GULAG? THE DONNY CONVICT KIND. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, YOU GHOUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE. bit.ly/4rC8ApQ
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
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Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again
how was this even allowed to happen?
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
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Incredibly intelligent birds
..Clever raven solves tricky riddle and 😎💙😎
..Clever raven solves tricky riddle and 😎💙😎
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Incredibly intelligent birds
..Clever raven solves tricky riddle and 😎💙😎
..Clever raven solves tricky riddle and 😎💙😎