that’s all i need.

The fact that there's a trans woman in serious contention for Best Actress at next year's Academy Awards is sort of incredible and surreal, but also holy shit is it going to ignite an absolute explosion of bigoted discourse.

it's so important to live every day in a way that is joyous and authentic and also makes your haters sick

i was worried when i restricted dm’s only to people i follow that i’d miss out on all the fun messages from pornbots but in practice i seem only to follow people who are really good at behaving like pornbots

trump and his shark obsession is so entertaining to watch. even more entertaining when his cultists leave his rallies due to his senile babbling

#PetPics

god? i don’t know her 😎🌚

literally what i said to a surgeon. and now here i am. designer vaginer

wicked bitch of the upper midwest 🌪️

i asked a man if i could give him an “oral presentation” as to why i like him. he said “i prefer powerpoint”.

this is why women need to run shit.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why we serve cunt on company time

i’m not for everybody. and that’s okay. i’d rather be hated for being different than loved for being “normal”.

if you just got a follow from @xoxolivia666.bsky.social it’s because i commandeered her phone during our lunch break time & helped her get started with bsky.

here we are, serving cunt on the clock (as bitches do on fridays) 💅