Averagest Azul Fan
@yamihatarou.bsky.social
Name: Yami
Pronouns: He/They
Current Hyperfixation: Twisted Wonderland
Pronouns: He/They
Current Hyperfixation: Twisted Wonderland
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What’s even the point of French fries if they’re not crispy and a little bit overdone
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What’s even the point of French fries if they’re not crispy and a little bit overdone
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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Here the story starts with the king atop his hoard of wealth and debris. His subjects bring him offerings and treasures to add to his pile. Soon a missive arrives from the queen of bees. Is it war, marriage, or discussion of flight lanes?
#crow #queenbee #art #artsky #bskyart #crowking
#crow #queenbee #art #artsky #bskyart #crowking
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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A woman who lives next door has set up a cat shelter in the alley between our buildings. She puts food out every morning, and the neighborhood cats gather round. This morning, I was sitting in my home office and heard her talking. She was explaining Thanksgiving to the cats.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A woman who lives next door has set up a cat shelter in the alley between our buildings. She puts food out every morning, and the neighborhood cats gather round. This morning, I was sitting in my home office and heard her talking. She was explaining Thanksgiving to the cats.
Got the new Jade card in 3 pulls I am so happy
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Got the new Jade card in 3 pulls I am so happy
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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I’m that person who needs to go grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving not FOR Thanksgiving but because I have no food in my house except guacamole.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m that person who needs to go grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving not FOR Thanksgiving but because I have no food in my house except guacamole.
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My Brain:
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My Brain:
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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of course, i dont go out of my way to be an advocate
ive just been in fandoms for so long that i do not care about catering to an audience
100 likes, 1 likes, 0 likes, it would not change me making my work and uploading it
b/c only one person needs to like it and that's me
ive just been in fandoms for so long that i do not care about catering to an audience
100 likes, 1 likes, 0 likes, it would not change me making my work and uploading it
b/c only one person needs to like it and that's me
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
of course, i dont go out of my way to be an advocate
ive just been in fandoms for so long that i do not care about catering to an audience
100 likes, 1 likes, 0 likes, it would not change me making my work and uploading it
b/c only one person needs to like it and that's me
ive just been in fandoms for so long that i do not care about catering to an audience
100 likes, 1 likes, 0 likes, it would not change me making my work and uploading it
b/c only one person needs to like it and that's me
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
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Team MZ is truly an oomf group just from their reaction to every problem you're thrown into as "oh god you're going to die"
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Team MZ is truly an oomf group just from their reaction to every problem you're thrown into as "oh god you're going to die"
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Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/
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final fantasy tactics is a work of fiction, with the primary fantastical element being the concept that there are figures in government who advocate for the poor
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
final fantasy tactics is a work of fiction, with the primary fantastical element being the concept that there are figures in government who advocate for the poor
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Y’know, we have movies and books and stories about fairy tales and living happily ever after.
Doing that doesn’t require a castle and a fairy godmother. IMO there’s more magic in having someone who gets you.
Doing that doesn’t require a castle and a fairy godmother. IMO there’s more magic in having someone who gets you.
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Y’know, we have movies and books and stories about fairy tales and living happily ever after.
Doing that doesn’t require a castle and a fairy godmother. IMO there’s more magic in having someone who gets you.
Doing that doesn’t require a castle and a fairy godmother. IMO there’s more magic in having someone who gets you.
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Dear game devs,
Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭
Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction
Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭
Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Dear game devs,
Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭
Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction
Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭
Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction
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Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.
August 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Smart! Raven loves winning Tic Tac Toe.
Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you
Mental Health Experts Advise Struggling Americans To Try Crying About It Like Little Baby theonion.com/mental-...
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you
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I'm sorry I will have to miss this meeting because the cat has fallen asleep with his head on my shoulder and is making little snoring sounds.
August 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm sorry I will have to miss this meeting because the cat has fallen asleep with his head on my shoulder and is making little snoring sounds.
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Who wanna sit with me on the duel bench
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who wanna sit with me on the duel bench
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[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore
August 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[bunch of guys who haven't read a piece of fiction in 20 years] my feeling is the kids don't read anymore