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crash out georg
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· Aug 21
dear colleague, thank you for heart reacting to my bullshit email. my life has meaning now and i feel loved & appreciated
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the email can't hurt me if i don't read it haha checkmate
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the email can't hurt me if i don't read it haha checkmate
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
ragebaiting myself by clicking on reddit posts where i know the comments will piss me off in hopes that i'm wrong and then being right 101% of the time
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
ragebaiting myself by clicking on reddit posts where i know the comments will piss me off in hopes that i'm wrong and then being right 101% of the time
this close to walking into the fog never to return again
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
this close to walking into the fog never to return again
how is it that i am absent for one day, one FUCKING day, and my colleagues manage to mess up with every single customer. all they needed to do was tell them i'd be back on monday and then leave well enough alone
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
how is it that i am absent for one day, one FUCKING day, and my colleagues manage to mess up with every single customer. all they needed to do was tell them i'd be back on monday and then leave well enough alone
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
i might be the only person not coughing on this stuffed train. fuck me, can't wait for the inevitable cold
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i might be the only person not coughing on this stuffed train. fuck me, can't wait for the inevitable cold
gamers really are the most entitled crybaby bitches known to man
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
gamers really are the most entitled crybaby bitches known to man
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This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI.
It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.
it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.
it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI.
It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.
it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.
it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
accidentally got on the wrong train but i am genuinely too depressed to get angry anymore. i have zero energy for anything
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
accidentally got on the wrong train but i am genuinely too depressed to get angry anymore. i have zero energy for anything
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
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you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
you'll definitely wanna go and make sure because turns out they had engaged the nanny locks for everything on mine
the reddit chives saga is sparking so much joy in these dark times
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
the reddit chives saga is sparking so much joy in these dark times
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October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
listening to kill me first by the jack knives and turning the volume up so high you're guaranteed permanent hearing damage at some point
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
listening to kill me first by the jack knives and turning the volume up so high you're guaranteed permanent hearing damage at some point
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
you know dril posted a lot of heavy hitters over the years, but this one still resonates with me the most
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
you know dril posted a lot of heavy hitters over the years, but this one still resonates with me the most
2.5 more hours until i can get the fuck outta here
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
2.5 more hours until i can get the fuck outta here