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Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
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No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying
April 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
No tariff on hanging out. Or friendship. Just saying
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
Without my girlfriend (squadmate) I am nothing. With her.. anything is possible
February 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Without my girlfriend (squadmate) I am nothing. With her.. anything is possible
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I'm going to start a leftist airline.
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm going to start a leftist airline.
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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil
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(guy approaching me in a coffee shop) Omg - you were the guy on r/GuysGoingCrazy yesterday right? That was nasty what U did to that arby's lol. Maybe it was r/FellaFreakouts? (people start to look)
Me: (loudly) You're probably thinking of r/MildMen,
Me: (loudly) You're probably thinking of r/MildMen,
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(guy approaching me in a coffee shop) Omg - you were the guy on r/GuysGoingCrazy yesterday right? That was nasty what U did to that arby's lol. Maybe it was r/FellaFreakouts? (people start to look)
Me: (loudly) You're probably thinking of r/MildMen,
Me: (loudly) You're probably thinking of r/MildMen,
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me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat
anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat
anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.
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Coworker was drinking out of a Kit-Kats mug so I asked him if he liked Kit-Kats. “It’s just a cup,” he said. “It doesn’t mean anything.”
January 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Coworker was drinking out of a Kit-Kats mug so I asked him if he liked Kit-Kats. “It’s just a cup,” he said. “It doesn’t mean anything.”
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(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) 🗣️ 17 .
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) 🗣️ 17 .
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accidentally stepping on Yoda's foot and it smushes it into a green paste and he's just fucking screaming
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
accidentally stepping on Yoda's foot and it smushes it into a green paste and he's just fucking screaming
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(quietly to waiter) so am i paying? or was this your gift to me?
January 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
(quietly to waiter) so am i paying? or was this your gift to me?
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"Duhhh I'm scared of dying I want to live forever" Dumbass. You're showing your ass with this one. (chuckling) (Thinking a bit about death myself) Well yeah that's not so bad. Lol. (Accidentally truly reckoning for the first time that one day I'm going to die) Oh Fouck
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"Duhhh I'm scared of dying I want to live forever" Dumbass. You're showing your ass with this one. (chuckling) (Thinking a bit about death myself) Well yeah that's not so bad. Lol. (Accidentally truly reckoning for the first time that one day I'm going to die) Oh Fouck
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[trying to impress my "flapping teacher" who has to be with me in each class to stop me from flapping my hands] mausoleum is latin for mouse oil
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
[trying to impress my "flapping teacher" who has to be with me in each class to stop me from flapping my hands] mausoleum is latin for mouse oil
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here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
December 11, 2024 at 5:35 PM
here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
Dark at 3:30. What is the country coming to.
December 9, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Dark at 3:30. What is the country coming to.
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“Where life is precious, life is precious.” - Ruth Wilson Gilmore
And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied.
Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious.
My latest:
And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied.
Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious.
My latest:
What's a life worth?
On the murder of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson
www.jphilll.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 PM
“Where life is precious, life is precious.” - Ruth Wilson Gilmore
And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied.
Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious.
My latest:
And where it’s not, it’s not. The for-profit health care industry profits off denying care. Across the industry 1 in 7 claims are denied.
Our job isn’t to debate a murder, it’s to create a system where life is precious.
My latest:
This guy made millions of dollars piloting the death machine.. but he did so much good homework!! He was so smart.. he was using his intellect to run the death machine really well. And you hate him for it smh
December 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
This guy made millions of dollars piloting the death machine.. but he did so much good homework!! He was so smart.. he was using his intellect to run the death machine really well. And you hate him for it smh
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it actually takes an incredible amount of skill and talent, and wisdom, and charisma, as well as strength, intelligence, and dexterity, and a whole lotta grit. and a whole lotta love. to play video games all the time.
February 15, 2024 at 5:38 AM
it actually takes an incredible amount of skill and talent, and wisdom, and charisma, as well as strength, intelligence, and dexterity, and a whole lotta grit. and a whole lotta love. to play video games all the time.
Knit half a sock…. Too small for me. Unravel time
October 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Knit half a sock…. Too small for me. Unravel time
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There's going to be two hits, bro. First, me hitting on you. Then the two of us hitting the dance floor.
October 11, 2023 at 3:29 PM
There's going to be two hits, bro. First, me hitting on you. Then the two of us hitting the dance floor.