Trojan Duck
@yossarian320.bsky.social
Sentient cat-food dispenser and heating pad. Luckless pedestrian.
Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.
Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.
"This is an ex-parrot!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"This is an ex-parrot!"
Elvis Costello
The Clash
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Billy Bragg
Midnight Oil
The Clash
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Billy Bragg
Midnight Oil
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Elvis Costello
The Clash
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Billy Bragg
Midnight Oil
The Clash
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Billy Bragg
Midnight Oil
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Annual obligatory post:
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Annual obligatory post:
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Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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Donald Glover.
Jamie Foxx.
John Singleton.
Cory Broadus.
Kid Cudi.
Sinbad.
We have to talk about blood clots and hypertension, stress and how it weathers us from the inside out, and how we push our bodies to their limits under capitalism despite the facts that we are not machines.
#BlackSky
Jamie Foxx.
John Singleton.
Cory Broadus.
Kid Cudi.
Sinbad.
We have to talk about blood clots and hypertension, stress and how it weathers us from the inside out, and how we push our bodies to their limits under capitalism despite the facts that we are not machines.
#BlackSky
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Donald Glover.
Jamie Foxx.
John Singleton.
Cory Broadus.
Kid Cudi.
Sinbad.
We have to talk about blood clots and hypertension, stress and how it weathers us from the inside out, and how we push our bodies to their limits under capitalism despite the facts that we are not machines.
#BlackSky
Jamie Foxx.
John Singleton.
Cory Broadus.
Kid Cudi.
Sinbad.
We have to talk about blood clots and hypertension, stress and how it weathers us from the inside out, and how we push our bodies to their limits under capitalism despite the facts that we are not machines.
#BlackSky
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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What if you were a server in a restaurant and Alan Dershowitz came in and sat down and asked you what the special is and you didn't know what to say because it's pierogis?
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What if you were a server in a restaurant and Alan Dershowitz came in and sat down and asked you what the special is and you didn't know what to say because it's pierogis?
I don't even like this guy al that much and I stand with him. This regime's greatest achievement will be the creation of a popular front opposing it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don't even like this guy al that much and I stand with him. This regime's greatest achievement will be the creation of a popular front opposing it.
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American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
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It is unsettling. What’s her name?
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is unsettling. What’s her name?
If you turn off Google so-called smart features in Gmail, it removes the tabs system, a system that has existed for at least a decade. But Google has decided to punish those who defy their AI push by eliminating it.
I. Will. Live. Without. Tabs. Fuck. You. Google. You. Shit. Sucking. Scumbags.
I. Will. Live. Without. Tabs. Fuck. You. Google. You. Shit. Sucking. Scumbags.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you turn off Google so-called smart features in Gmail, it removes the tabs system, a system that has existed for at least a decade. But Google has decided to punish those who defy their AI push by eliminating it.
I. Will. Live. Without. Tabs. Fuck. You. Google. You. Shit. Sucking. Scumbags.
I. Will. Live. Without. Tabs. Fuck. You. Google. You. Shit. Sucking. Scumbags.
"Why aren't people buying blockbuster games?"
Well, they know cost a fortune, and you're supporting this shit. Think I'll go out right now and vote with my wallet by purchasing an affordable independent game.
Well, they know cost a fortune, and you're supporting this shit. Think I'll go out right now and vote with my wallet by purchasing an affordable independent game.
my partner and i can no longer buy a home together because they were fired by Rockstar, without warning,
*checks notes*
for talking about working conditions with their colleagues in a private union discord server.
🙂
*checks notes*
for talking about working conditions with their colleagues in a private union discord server.
🙂
EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Why aren't people buying blockbuster games?"
Well, they know cost a fortune, and you're supporting this shit. Think I'll go out right now and vote with my wallet by purchasing an affordable independent game.
Well, they know cost a fortune, and you're supporting this shit. Think I'll go out right now and vote with my wallet by purchasing an affordable independent game.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Incredibly stupid people running @bsky.app. I mean like bag-of-doorknobs stupid.
Bluesky is labeling this post “sexually suggestive” because I am using Goya’s painting “Saturn devouring his son” from 1823, literally one of the most famous paintings in the world, as an illustration. And as a result, the post announcing my new piece gets almost no traction
Fucking stupid.
Fucking stupid.
Into the Twilight of the Trump Era
What becomes of MAGA as Trump’s hold over the movement is weakening, his ability to integrate its different factions is waning? A deep dive into the state of the fever swamp.
New piece:
What becomes of MAGA as Trump’s hold over the movement is weakening, his ability to integrate its different factions is waning? A deep dive into the state of the fever swamp.
New piece:
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Incredibly stupid people running @bsky.app. I mean like bag-of-doorknobs stupid.
Such a great film. Brings an entirely new, and quite literal, meaning to the term 'money laundering.'
cannot express how much my weekend has been improved by watching, for the first time!, BOUND (1996)
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Such a great film. Brings an entirely new, and quite literal, meaning to the term 'money laundering.'
“You will be haunted… by three socialists."
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“You will be haunted… by three socialists."